A/N: As the title says.
This isn't technically a story.
It's a script I had to write for my 8th grade German class.
This will mostly be in German, and I'll translate it if you guys really want me to.
This is suppose to be humorous, so I hope you enjoy it.
___________________________

Em: Sharkisha! ( Sharkisha walks into room ) mein Chef kommt zu hause, Alles klar?
Alyssa: Nein! Mir gehts sehr schlecht! ( frustrated Sharkisha crosses arms and stomps )
Em: Es tut mir leid! ( Sharkisha says nothing/turns her back away; Boss knocks on door/enters) Gutentag Frau Wingwong
Sam: Gutentag Frau Momkins [ STRAIGHT FACE ( A/N: this was added in the script due to the fact Sam literally laughed every time she said this. Im not kidding. ) ]
Alyssa: Gutentag Frau Wingwing ( sarcasm )
Sam: Hallo, wie heisst du? [ SHAKES HANDS WITH SHARKISHA ( A/N: Again, stuff is capitalized due to the fact Sam literally kept laughing the entire time ) ]
Alyssa: Ich heisse Sharkisha, angenemh ( sarcasm )
Em: Geh zu deinem Zimmer! ( looks at Sharkisha/smiles at boss )
Alyssa: Ziemlich gut, sehr gut! Aufwiederzhen, Frau Wingwong.
Em/Sam: ( Fake talk, wait ten seconds, Sharkisha walks into room playing Rotten to the Core )
Alyssa: Tag! Wie gehts
Em: Sharkisha! Das Ende!
Sam: Du verliest deinen Job.
Em: man kann nicht bestreiten das... (pause) der umstand, dass du wollen mein zu bliss slack, mei der Job! (Starts to fake cry)
Alyssa: Nein! Ich will ein besser familie sein
Sam: du kannst das ein halten dein der Job (starts to cry into hands)
Em: wirklich?
Sam: Ja ( ya ( A/N: Sam couldn't pronounce ja for some reason??? So that's why the "ya" is there ))
Alyssa: Danke, Danke!!
Sam: Nein das Problem
Alyssa: Danke!
( Boss heads out the door )
Sam: Aufwiederzehn!
Alyssa: Danke Aufwiederzhen! ( A/N: Note that we spelled Aufwiedersehen wrong, twice, idk why but we did )
( All wave as wing wong is leaving )