Prompt: one time I was complaining about my shitty parents to a friend and he got frustrated and said "I'm gonna be your dad now. and your mom. you're...dom. WAIT SHIT NO"
once I stopped laughing I said "daddy?" and he swerved the car and lectured me on never saying that again

Taehyung POV:

I was packing an overnight bag at the current moment. I called Jungkook to come pick me up, I've had enough of my parents for the day. I heard a honk and quickly put my shoes on. I ran out of the door, ignoring my parents who started yelling at me again. I got in the car and told him to drive. I finally leaned back and took a deep breath while closing my eyes. 

"Sooooo... what happend this time?"

Jungkook POV: 

"Well my parents were complaining again about how my music was too loud. After I turned it down again, they kept asking me to turn it down more. They went on and on until my volume was at 1, fucking 1 Kook! And then...then they had the audacity to blast their music loud enough that Jimin next door messaged me to turn the music down! Like what the fuck? They yell at me for my music being "too loud". Oh yeah, I forgot to mention my music was already turned down to 5. Its not like I had it at 10, while it was playing through speakers at 100%. Like they were doing."

"You good now?"

"That's not even the worst part of it Kook!" I was sort of done with Taes parents, they were constantly driving Tae out of the house, this was a weekly occurrence for the two. And those were only times that he picked him up. There have been countless times were Tae has called or messaged me, or didn't even tell me. 

"You know what? Im gonna be your mom now! and your dad! You're...dom!" It took me a second to realize what I said, "WAIT! SHIT! NO!" Taehyung was laughing his ass off, I was pouting a bit, but I was happy he was in a better mood now. We drove for a a couple more blocks and he was still laughing, he finally calmed himself down. I thought that was going to be the end of it but then I heard...

"Daddy~?" Tae burst into laughter again

I swerved the car into the parking lot of a 7-11 and glared at him and he looked down in shame while still laughing and wiping tears from his eyes. He then looked up

"What the actual fuck Tae? Never say that again you hear me? Wait you're innocent, how the fuck do you even know what a dom is?"

Taehyung looked to the side while piercing his lips and raising his eye brows, "I read..." he said so quietly I almost didn't hear him.