Lucifer rubbed at his temples, this whole ordeal was giving him a headache.

His youngest son was sitting across from him, sweat marks on his face as he sat next to his own personal knight. The Knight was sweating bullets, more then his youngest, they were clearly nervous. Not that it was hard to tell.

"Tell me again" Lucifer started, slowly. "What the fuck happened" he glared at them both.

His youngest opened his mouth, "Well-"

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"I'm bored!" Jerry spoke out loud. He wandered alone through the hallways of their large castle. "So empty" he muttered to himself as he strolled past the large paintings on the wall. He sighed to himself as he made his way to his room, suddenly red hair was blocking his view. "Your highness, there you are" Jerry pouted at his bodyguard. "Maxmillian, I'm fine!" He crossed his arms pouting at him. The guard flinched a bit at his huffy attitude. "I'm sorry your highness, but I can't lose you again. The king would have my head"

Jerry rolled his eyes. "Fine! If you want to be by my side, help me stave off this boredom!" Max scratched his cheek. "Okay, why don't you visit the prince?" Jerry groaned, "I don't want to visit my brother! That's boring!" He trudged away to his bedroom before stopping and getting an idea, "Hey... on second thought" he turned towards his knight. "You'll do whatever I say, correct?"

Max nodded. "Till the last of my breathe!" He remarked proudly. Jerry snickered softly, "Sure. How about getting lucky tonight?" Max tilted his head, "Lucky? In what way?" He questioned. Jerry smiled mischievously at him before pulling his shirt over his shoulders, "getting lucky with me tonight!~" he flirted. Max spluttered and turned away, "Your highness that isn't- that's not!- I-" he couldn't really speak.

Jerry smirked, "You said you'd do anything I say! Have you ever been with a man before?~" The Knight spluttered again before turning away, "I-I haven't!" Jerry felt his heart skip a beat, "Good! I'll be your first!" He grabbed Max by his arm and started pulling him into his bedroom.

Max tripped over himself as he was dragged into the bedroom. "W-wait!" He protested, but it fell against deaf ears as the door slammed and his protests went overlooked.

This actually went on for several years afterwards.

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"So why am I here?" Lucifer questioned.

Jerry spoke up, "Easy! Engagement for my child" he patted his stomach. Max chuckled sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his neck. "This baby is 100 percent a Wilde" Max joked to lighten the mood. Lucifer glared at him, making the knight shut his mouth immediately. "This is too much" Lucifer groaned. Jerry pouted before saying, "Not my fault we didn't wear protection!" Only aggravating Lucifer even more.