Ok so I'm reading a SU smut book because fuck it

Most of the ships are pretty bad

And THEN I SEE "Sour Cream x Buck" And I'm like, ok, that's less bad

So I read the first few sentences, it's pretty ok

But then tHIS FUCKER, THIS TOOTHPICK LOOKIN ASS, MONOTONE ASS, DJ ASS,

oH bOi

Sour Cream fucking says, AND I QUOTE

"wanna know why they call me sour cream"

AND I MENTALLY VOMITED

I WILL NOT

NOT

CURSED

K thanks bye

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