Relationship: Family; father-figure

Ship name:
Little Molmes
And/Or
Adopted Moriarty

Ringtone:

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What? Isn't it just fitting?

Nicknames:
Olive
Livia
Liv
Livy
Little Holmes
Olmes
Lil' Liv
Kiddo
Small fry
The new Moriarty
Holmes Girl #3
By her middle name—which he shall not tell anyone else and is only used when she's in trouble.

Aesthetic board:

(She hates the glittery pink gun.)

Favourite thing about them:
She's really random. One moment she's just eating some waffles, next she's re-imagined the entire neighborhood as waffle houses.

Least favourite thing about them:
She's a bit obsessive, which is constantly leading to her getting her heart broken. He's learned to keep ice cream on hand 24/7.

Fondest memory:
Probably when he showed her how to shoot the gun he bought her for the first time. He was proud papa.

Most painful memory:
They got into an argument over some guy she was dating and she just shouted "you're not my father! You can't tell me what to do!"
It's one thing to know something in the back of your mind, it's another to hear it aloud.

Fear:
That she'll one day decide she doesn't need him anymore and will leave him, just like everyone else.

Quote:
"I don't give a fuck. If she wants to be an assassin princess, she is sure as hell going to be an assassin princess."

Headcannons:
🌌Thinking he could use her to get under Sherlock's skin, but then—whaddyaknow?—he actually likes the kid. Whoopsies.🌌
🌌She LOVES to tease him about him being a "Holmes" because he basically adopted his enemy's sister. He usually just rolls his eyes and tells her to piss off.🌌
🌌Whenever Sherlock or Mycroft upset her, he makes sure to make their lives a whole lot harder.🌌
🌌After finding out she was suicidal, he gave her his mum's rosaries. He'd carried with them everywhere with him to keep himself from killing himself—he'd hoped they might help her too...🌌
🌌He's got dad jokes. All. The. Dad. Jokes.🌌
🌌He often asks her opinion on personal issues. Is the relationship I'm in toxic? Should I buy this new suit? Etc?🌌
🌌When he bought her her first gun, it was pink and sparkly. She hated it. He had to explain why it was like that (a distraction from the destruction they created), and then SHE LOVED IT!🌌
🌌Knife collections.🌌
🌌She LOVED to pick on him about being gay...and then he realized that he actually sort of was. After Jane, she was the first person he told about him fancying Sebastian. She calmed him down about it...then proceeded to make fun of him for not knowing his own sexuality.🌌
🌌He made her serial killer trading cards once. That was fun, until they were banned from playing.🌌

Drabbles:
[Dad jokes.]

"Hey, Jimmy...?" He hummed in response, "I'm hungry. Can we—"
"Hi Hungry—I'm James." He responded instinctively, not looking up from his paper. Her eyes widened and she blinked at him in surprise and shock.
"Did—Did you just Dad joke me!?" This caused him to look up. For a moment he just stared blankly at her before a grin came to his face.
"No," He said slyly, "I Dad-figure joked you." She cursed like a sailor, eventually throwing her head in her hands.
"I'm reading this article on anti-gravity, you should come check it out—it's impossible to put down!" He chirped, causing a groan to leave her lips.
"Jim—please, I'm begging you—stop!" He waited for a few moments and she'd thought she had one—that the horror was over. Oh, was she wrong.
"You're 'begging you'? I thought you were 'Hungry'!"

[SK trading cards]

"Little Olive—can you come down here, s'il vous plaît?!" He called, looking through the masterfully designed cards, a light gleam on their surfaces. She was going to love these.
She came sliding down the stair's railing, landing a few feet from the couch, "You only call me that when you have something for me—what'd ya get? What'd you get!" She was practically bouncing. He chuckled, handing her the cards face down. She stared at them quizzically for a while before carefully taking them and turning them over.
"What are they?"
"Serial killer trading cards—check them out! They're like Pokémon cards, except with serial killers! It even has a danger level and preferred killing style!" He nearly felt his ear drums burst as she squealed.
"Oh. My. CHUCK! Is this Ali Asghar Borujerdi—OOH! AND John Wayne Gacy!?!"

Gif:

"That's my girl!"