Meliodas: I’m going to forcibly adopt the most dangerous people I can find , also I’ve turned flirting into an art

Ban: I’m tough, immortal, and I don’t care about any of you - DON’T YOU DARE KILL THAT BRAT, THAT ONE’S MY FRIEND

King: It’s very important that I’m cute and powerful , and also Diane is the best thing in my life

Merlin: Smile less, talk more, don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for

Gowther: Everyone thinks I’m being sarcastic when actually I’m just being honest , and emotions confuse me , what are they? Where do I buy them?

Diane: They said I could be anything so I became a badass

Elizabeth: Just because I’m a princess doesn’t mean I can’t crush you under my heels

Hawk: I let this twerp adopt me and now my life is a mess but hey free food

Gilthunder: Must not lose chill, must not be weak , must be cool in front of crush …..

Guila: I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum

Jericho: I’m cute, I’m badass, and I’m feminine. I’ll kick your ass while looking fantastic.

Hendrickson: Listen I take my title of “ King Asshole” very seriously , don’t steal it from me

Elaine: My brother left me all alone and the nicest guy I’ve met in centuries came here to steal from me , what luck . Well I can’t let this dork DIE so….

Helbram: My only crime was trusting the wrong person , I didn’t deserve this and also Harlequinn is the best

Arthur: Wow isn’t the world just fantastic and beautiful ? Everyone is so great let’s have a slumber party

Zeldris: I’m literally just a kitten who thinks about murder

Escanor: fuck you I'm awesome