Aaron: your eyes are as white as a lovely dove, your hair as smooth as the finest silk, your skin more fairer than all the people I have-

Hero: no

Noah: I am 185cm tall

Hero: take me papi 😍🥰

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Hero: spiders love being praised

Steve, looking at a spider hybrid: who is a good boyyyyy

Spider Hyrbid: I am 👌

Hero: what the fuck

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Steve: buddy you ok

Hero, drunk: you bet your fucking ass I will let that spider ram me so hard

Steve: when can I resign

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Modern au Halloween because I'm dying

Steve: are you- are you deadpool

Hero: yeap, katanas are real and everything

Steve: you just need the height

Hero:

Steve:

Hero: fuck you

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Noah: I'm here and ready to *looks at smudged writing on hand* tick or tart

Hero: you tried babe

Markus: of fucking course Noah is spiderman

Hero: you can be my tony stark

Markus: why

Hero: because you are a rich genius that is also some sort of asshole

Markus:

Hero: and you used to be a playboy

Markus: oKAY I GET IT

Noah: we're going full *looks at another smudged writing on hand* revengers?

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Sky: so

Hero:

Sky:

Hero:

Sky: is it a brine thing or are we coincidentally both not straight

Nabiel: no its an Aether thing

Sky: who the fuck are YOU

Hero: wait y'all aren't straight

Nabiel: no one knows what I am, but I'm definitely not straight

Sky: bi

Hero:

Hero: nice