no seriously if you bond enough with hero I fucking swear to god he can be so extra its revolting

Kaleb: alright you know the drill let's do some stretching

Hero: ok

Hero: *lifts one leg up behind him into a perfect split*

Kaleb: you're underage and I don't wanna be arrested sit the fuck down

Hero: lmao

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Jeb: honestly I fucking hate these dinner parties the people can be so annoying right hero-

Jeb: hero?

Jeb: where the fuck- oh there you are

Hero, with hair slick back and in some expensive blazer: *flirting with some rich people*

Jeb: for fuck's sake

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Steve: 2 truths 1 lie here we go

Hero: I lost my virginity to a man, I know a bit of gymnastics/acrobatics, and I hate cats

Soldier: that's way too fucking easy it's the virginity one that's the lie

Hero: nope

Soldier: what the fuck

Steve: the gymnastics one?

Hero: nope, I love cats

Soldier: wait so you lost your virginity to a dude? who topped-

Steve: I still don't believe you, prove it man

Hero: the virginity one or the gymnast one

Steve: the gymnast one oF COURSE

Hero: okay hold up

And he fucking does cartwheels, backflips and an entire fucking routine before dropping to a split

Soldier: IS YOUR DICK OKAY

Steve: I-

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Hero: sky hurry up I need reports

Sky: look I'm fucking tired of this shit I'm running on two cups of coffee okay

Hero: that's your fault not mine

Sky: fucking fight me

Hero: sure

The general just sets down his papers, picks sky up by the waist, hoists him above his head before fucking throwing him outside his window

The soldiers are staring from the ground