Days rolled on and the weekend came with all the happiness. Renuka was very busy with the preparations of the baby shower when others were helping her. Sanyukta was applying mehendi on her palm when Anjali and Ragini were joining her too. The decorators were decorating the living room for the function when Randhir and Parth instructed them.

"Keya din aah geya hain, I still can't believe ke Randhir Singh Shekhawat yeh ladies function ka decoration samval raha hain! Kisine dekh liya toh phir meri image ka toh band baaj jayega!" Randhir let out his frustration.

"Aare you are already married bro but think about me, am still bachelor but still stuck with all this!" Parth also let out his frustration.

"Aur itna sab kuch karne ke baad hum gents hi function mein allowed nehi hain, what a joke!" Randhir said annoyingly.

"Waise ek baat bata, baby tum dono ka hain toh phir baby shower sirf Sanyukta ka kyu hoga, tera kyu nehi?" Parth asked curiously.

"Cause the baby is inside her mother's belly not the father's, that's why it's a ladies function." Rajveer said from behind.

"But bhai that's not fair na, after all the baby is equally mine so I have the right to attend the function." Randhir said eagerly.

"Exactly and am the bade papa so I have the right to attend the function also." Parth said too.

"Aur aagar maa aapne bachche ko god mein leti hain toh papa vi unhen kandhe par jhula jhulata hain. Toh phir aagar 'god bhadai' ho sakta hain toh phir 'kandha bhadai' kyu nehi ho sakta!" Randhir frowned.

"Mom yeh Randhir aur Parth bol rahe hain ke unhen vi function mein rahena hain." Rajveer said suddenly as he spotted Renuka near.

"Kisne kaha?" Renuka asked sternly when both Randhir and Parth became nervous and Rajveer suppressed his laugh.

"Wo Randhir ne kaha. According to him the baby is equally him so he has the right to attend the function." Parth said nervously.

"Yes and Parth also said that he is the bade papa so he has the right to attend the function too." Randhir said nervously.

"And according to Randhir aagar 'god bhadai' ho sakta hain toh phir 'kandha bhadai' kyu nehi ho sakta! Aakhir papa toh aapne bachche ko aapne kandhe par jhulata hain." Parth said nervously when Renuka constantly eyed them and Sanyukta laughed along with Anjali and Ragini.

"Dekho yeh sab koi mazak nehi hain. Yeh rasom aane wale bachche ke liye hain. Usse sabki aashirbaad milne wala hain aaj. Toh phir tum dono jaldi jaldi aapna kaam karo samjhe!" Renuka eyed them thus they nodded helplessly.

"Waise jab Anjali ki baby shower huya tha tab main vi tiger ban kar ghum raha tha ke mujhe vi function mein aana hain but I couldn't. So tum dono vi sochna mat." Rajveer warned them and left from there.

"Awww god bhadai mein aana hain, bhabhi inn dono ko god bhadai mein aana hain! Aana, hum vi chappal aur jhadu ke saath khade honge tum dono ka welcome karne!" Ragini taunted them and left with Anjali when Sanyukta came there.

"Randhir Singh Shekhawat ki itni badi insult ho gayi aur wo kuch bol vi nehi paya! Too bad!" Sanyukta teased him.

"Wo sab bade hain issi liye maine kuch nehi kaha!" Randhir frowned.

"Galat, tum kuch bol nehi paye kyu ki bolne ke liye kuch hain hi nehi! Tum function mein nehi aah sakte cause it's ladies function. Accept your defeat Mr. Husband." Sanyukta said teasingly.

"Harne ka toh sawal hi nehi uthta wifey. Kyu ki main function mein jarur aayunga aur tumhare saath baithunga and it's my challenge. Main vi dekhta hu ke koyn mujhe rokta hain!" Randhir said determinedly.

"Okay aana chappal khane, humara achchha entertainment ho jayega!" Sanyukta said mockingly and left from there next.

"Now this is too much. They hurt my ego aab toh main function mein jarur aayunga it's all about my reputation now!" Randhir frowned dangerously.

"Tera ego toh weak hain jab dekho hurt ho jata hain! But it's not about ego it's abou self respect now. Aare hum mardo ka vi haq hain function mein aane ka. Ladies jab hum ladko ka bachelor party gate crash karti hain tab toh unhen koi kuch nehi bolta toh phir hum log ladies function gate crash kyu nehi kar sakte!" Parth let out his frustration.

"Waise ladies function gate crash karna it's not a joke boys." Harsh said from behind thus both Randhir and Parth became nervous again.

"Bade papa hum function gate crash kerne ke ware mein nehi soch rahe hain, hum toh bass aaise hi!" Parth smiled nervously.

"Soch rahe vi ho tabvi koi faida nehi, pakde jayoge. Aur phir sandel khana padega." Harsh said mockingly.

"Aap itne sure kaise hain dad?" Randhir asked curiously.

"Cause he was caught red handed before." Came a voice from behind thus both Randhir and Parth looked over there and became shocked to saw the person.

"Dad!" Parth become shocked to saw his father there.

"How is the surprise Parth? Tumne hume itna surprise diya socha tumhe vi ek surprise de du. Vardhan aur Maya ko maine hi bulaya hain." Harsh said happily when Parth rushed to his father and hugged him next.

"I so missed you dad, where is mom?" Parth asked excitedly.

"She is out side talking with Renuka jiji." Vardhan replied then looked at Randhir.

"Congratulations Randhir for the good news." Vardhan said when Randhir smiled and hugged him too.

"Thanks uncle. Waise uncle aap keya bol rahe thay ke dad was caught red handed?" Randhir asked curiously.

"Nothing." Harsh tried to avoid the question.

"Kuch kaise nehi! You know what Randhir your father was caught red handed when he was trying to enter at Renuka jiji's baby shower." Vardhan revealed the secret when both Randhir and Parth's jaw dropped.

"Issi liye bade papa aap bol rahe thay ke it's risky?" Parth asked shockingly.

"And dangerous too. So don't try it boys. You don't have the slightest idea that how dangerous can be ladies at sometime!" Harsh said remembered that horrible experience.

"Okay Vardhan let's go tumhe Sanyukta se milwata hu." Harsh said and left with Vardhan next.

"Yaar bade papa aur dad toh bahut chalu nikle! Yeh dono chhup chhup kar ladies function mein jate thay!" Parth said in disbelief.

"They were not clever but stupid that's why they were caught red handed but don't worry we won't." Randhir smirked proudly.

"But how? Suna na pakde gaye toh phir sandle khane ko milenge!" Parth said nervously.

"Kyu jute khane ke darr se tera self respect soo geya keya! But my ego is solid and rock hard! So don't fear when Randhir is here!" Randhir winked at him.

"What's you up to?" Parth asked curiously when Randhir whispered something near his ear and Parth's eyes became widened 

"Never, last time I almost lost my chastity not this time." Parth said nervously.

"Soch le aagar ladies function mein gate crash karna hain toh this is the only way. And it's about our reputation now!" Randhir said in a serious way when Parth became agreed halfheartedly.

Soon the evening crept spreading her wings when everyone came to the mansion for the function. Arrayed in a red coloured lehenga with matching ornaments Sanyukta was looking not less than a new bride. She looked at her image and smiled dreamily.

"Aare Sanyukta you are looking gorgeous, Randhir toh dekhta hi rahe jayega." Anjali said teasingly thus Sanyukta blushed a little.

"Really Sanyukta you are looking so beautiful in this outfit." Ragini said when Sanyukta smiled brightly. Just then Randhir came to their room and became froze to saw Sanyukta like that.

"What are you doing here?" Ragini asked rolling her eyes.

"Di aab keya aapne room mein vi nehi aah sakta mein!" Randhir frowned.

"Nehi room mein toh aah sakta hain but function mein nehi." Ragini said playfully thus Randhir made a face.

"Very funny. Waise mom aap dono ko niche bula rahi hain." Randhir said thus both Anjali and Ragini left from there next when Randhir locked the door quickly.

"What are you doing?" Sanyukta asked confusingly when Randhir smiled at her.

"Umm normally biwi jab shaadi ke jode mein room mein aapne pati ka wait karti hain toh phir pati aake pehele room ka door lock karta hain!" Randhir said teasingly when Sanyukta blushed.

"Kuch vi! And am not waiting for you." She said shyly when Randhir came near her.

"But am waiting for this moment." He said cupping her face.

"Bahut khubsoorat laag rahi ho wifey. I mean tum toh khubsoorat ho hi but aaj kuch jyada hi khubsoorat laag rahi ho. Your face is glowing." He said lovingly when she smiled brightly.

"It's called pregnancy glow. Ek aurat sabse jyada khubsoorat tab laagti hain jab wo maa banti hain." Sanyukta said happily when Randhir smiled.

"That means dusre baby shower ka intezam jaldi karna padega!" Randhir said teasingly when Sanyukta turned totally red.

"Dhyet!" Sanyukta said shyly when Randhir chuckled.

"But seriously bahut khubsoorat laag rahi ho iss dress mein, still something is missing. Kuch adhura hain." Randhir said when Sanyukta became confused.

"Keya?" She asked confusingly when Randhir tied the waist chain around her waist.

"Lo aab ho gayi puri." He said when Sanyukta smiled brightly.

"Aab tum jau mujhe function mein jana hain." She said when Randhir smiled.

"Okay I'll joining you after sometimes." He said when she smirked at him. 

"All ladies will be ready with their heels." Sanyukta said teasingly.

"Okay let's see." Randhir winked at her.

"Am not joking Randhir." Sanyukta said rolling her eyes.

"Am not joking also. It's our baby so I'll definitely be there at the function. Hain na baby!" Randhir said kissing on Sanyukta's baby bump.

"Soch lo, haar jayoge." Sanyukta said confidently.

"Don't challenge me Sanyukta. Randhir Singh Shekhawat kabhi haar nehi manta! I'll be there at the function at any cost." Randhir said determinedly and left from there after kissing on her cheek lovingly.

"Keya Randhir saach much function mein aayega! Lekin kaise?" Sanyukta asked herself curiously.

Randhir came down where ladies were preparing for the function and they literally throw him out and closed the door on his face thus he rolled his eyes. Randhir made a face and was looking for Parth.

"What are you doing here?" Randhir asked Parth as he spotted him near the gate.

"Wo actually Miss D'souza aane wali hain toh phir socha ke yehi mill lu. Waise vi aandar toh koi jane nehi dega." Parth said sadly.

"Have some shame. I mean ghar humara hain aur hume hi nikal diya aur protest karne ke badle tu yeha par aapni girlfriend ka wait kar raha hain!" Randhir said in disbelief.

"So what to do? Badi mom ne toh bade papa tak ko allow nehi kiya toh phir hume thodi na karenge! Sab toh lawn mein baithe huye hain as if unhen koi phadak hi nehi padta! Bade papa, dad, bhai sab. Toh phir hum kar vi keya sakte hain!" Parth let out his frustration.

"Kyu maine tujhe subha plan bataya toh tha, chal chalte hain." Randhir said when Parth's eyes became widened.

"Paradise again, no way! Wo tere liye paradise ho sakta hain but mere liye toh hell hain, I can't." Parth said nervously just when Roja entered at the mansion.

"Randhir!" Roja almost screamed and hugged him excitedly.

"You know what Singapore ki hospital se call aaya tha, Peter is totally fine now. Aur wo next week wapas aah raha hain. Mera bhai wapas aah raha hain." Roja said with happy tears when both Randhir and Parth smiled happily.

"I told you na that he will be fine so wipe your tears and smile." Randhir said wiped her tears when Parth rolled his eyes.

"Ohh hello your boyfriend is here toh phir tum uske saath kyu chipak rahi ho!" Parth said pulling Roja closer when Randhir laughed.

"Roja tumne kabhi tandoori murga dekha hain, zinda?" Randhir asked when Roja nodded a no.

"Yeh dekho samne hi khada hain! Mr. Jelo!" Randhir said pointing towards Parth and both laughed hard.

"Very funny." Parth made a face.

"Waise you are looking beautiful in saree today." Randhir said when Roja smiled brightly.

"Yes Randhir is right, she is looking so beautiful in the saree." Parth said in mind when lost at her beauty. Roja saw his gaze on her and blushed a little.

"Thanks." She mouthed slowly.

"Not like this, I want treat too." Randhir pouted.

"Yeah say what you want." Roja said with a smile.

"Be my bhabhi soon na, so that mere bhai ko tumhare liye watchman banna na pade." Randhir said playfully when Roja blushed hard and rushed inside the mansion next when Randhir laughing hard.

"What, tera hi fielding kar raha tha main!" Randhir said surprisingly as Parth was glaring at him.

"Maine bola tha tujhe kuch karne ke liye! Baat tak nehi kar paya gale lagana toh dur ki baat hain!" Parth said became disappointed and looked at the house when Randhir smirked.

"Aandar jana hain? Uske saath uske haat pakad kar baithna hain? Baat karni hain aapni girlfriend se?" Randhir asked innocently when Parth nodded desperately.

"Then you have only one option. Do or die. Now choice is yours." Randhir said with a smirk when Parth became agreed.

"Okay am ready for any kind of risk. But mujhe kaise vi aandar jana hain." Parth said desperately when Randhir smirked naughtily.

"So ladies be careful, we are coming!" Randhir said and smirked devilishly.

There at the living room Sanyukta was sitting on a big throne like couch when everyone sitting beside her. Some women were singing and some were dancing. The atmosphere was filled with joy and happiness and everyone there was smiling in joy.

"Okay Renuka let's start the ritual." An elderly woman said.

"Yes Mrs. Kumar, wo bass guru ji ka aashirbad ka intezer kar rahi hu. Guru ji aapne kisi shishya ke haat aashirbad bhejne wale hain." Renuka said thus the woman nodded positively. Just then the maid came there.

"Meb sahab wo guru ji ke ashram se 2 sadhu aaye hain, bol rahe hain ke guru ji ne bheja hain." The maid informed Renuka.

"Haan toh unhen jaldi se aandar le aau." Renuka said eagerly thus the maid left. After sometimes she came back with them. They both were wearing saffron coloured dhoti and kurta with the nomenclature on it. They has long hair which turned all white and their faces all most covered with the beard and moustache. Renuka became surprised to saw them and get up.

"Hari Om, Hari Om." The sadhus said in a chest voice.

"Ji swami ji aap koyn, maaf kijiye maine aap dono ko pehechana nehi?" Renuka asked curiously.

"Aaj tak hum khudko nehi pehechan sake toh phir tum hume keya pehechanoge balike! Hari Om Hari Om!" One of the sadhu said in a chest voice.

"Hum dono ashram se aah rahe hain, swami ji ne hum dono ko bheja hain aapki bahu ko aashirbad dene. Yeh lijiye. Hari Om." The another sadhu said forwarding a thali towards her.

"Keya guru ji ne aap dono ko bheja hain!" Renuka said happily and took the thali. She passed it to Anjali and bend down to touch their feet when the duo almost jumped behind.

"Keya kar rahi ho balike, hum sannyasi hain hum kisi ka pranam nehi lete." The first sadu said anxiously.

"Aur phir nari toh Devi ka roop hoti hain issi liye hume nehi pasand ke koi vi stree humara pau chhuye." The second sadhu said firmly when Renuka looked at them with devotion.

"Aap dono mahan hain swami ji, main toh dhannyo ho gayi aap dono ke darshan pake." Renuka said joining her palms.

"Aare aap dono khade kyu hain, aasan grahan kijiye na." Renuka said eagerly.

"Humara chinta mat karo balike, hum pehele uss kanya se milna chahate hain jiske liye hum yeha aaye hain. Hari Om." The first sadhu said looking around.

"Haan haan kyu nehi, aaiye. Yeh hain meri bahu Sanyukta, aaj iski god bhadai ki rasom hain. Aap dono isse aashirbad kariye." Renuka said eagerly.

"Sanyukta swami ji ko pranam karo, yeh tumhe aashirbad karne aaye hain." Renuka said when Sanyukta joined her palms.

"Aaise nehi balike, hum pehele vi bol chuke hain ke nari Devi ka roop hoti hain toh phir hum iss Devi ko aapne saath bitha kar aashirbad dena chahate hain. Kyu ki nari ka jagah sabse upor hain. Hari Om Hari Om." The sadhu said made everyone impressed.

"Haan haan kyu nehi swami ji, aap Sanyukta ke saath baithiye. Aare koi hain swami ji ke liye chair lau." Renuka said anxiously when the servants bring another couch and placed that beside Sanyukta.

"Swami ji aasan grahan kijiye." Renuka said when the sadhu looked at her confusingly.

"Ji keya kare?" The sadhu asked confusingly.

"Baith jaiye swami ji." The second sadhu said and made him sit down.

"Aap vi." Renuka said to another sadhu.

"Ji yeh mere guru hain toh phir main inke saath nehi baith sakta. Aagar iss balika ko koi aapatti na ho toh phir main inke pass baith jata hu." The second sadhu said looking at Roja.

"Ji main!" Roja said confusingly and get up.

"Aare uthne ki kasht na kare balike, tum aapna aasan grahan karo hum tumhare kareeb aasan grahan karte hain." The sadhu said when Roja nodded confusingly.

"Ji jaisa aap kahe." Roja said and sat down when the sadu sat down beside her.

"Swami ji aap dono ka naam keya hain?" Renuka asked as they sat down.

"Naam?" Swami ji smiled nervously.

"Naam mein keya rakha hain balike, sharir ke saath saath naam vi badalta raheta hain lekin aatma toh amar hain. Pichle janam mein humara koi naam tha, iss janam mein vi hain aur aagle janam mein phir koi naam hoga. Naam badal jayega, sharir badal jayega lekin aatma wohi rahega." The sadhu said in a honey coated voice.

"Advut bichar hain aap ka swami ji." Renuka said with devotion.

"Aur waise vi ek bahut bade swami ji ne kaha hain ke naam mein keya rakha hain!" The second sadu said joining his palms.

"Ji wo Shakespeare ne kaha tha." Roja said slowly looking at the sadhu.

"Haan wohi toh, haar kisi mein bhagaban baste hain." Swami ji smiled brightly.

"Lekin swami ji iss janam mein aapka naam keya hain? Hum janna chahate hain." One lady asked curiously.

"Haan haan kyu nehi!" Swami ji smiled nervously and looking around when his eyes fall on the aquarium.

"Machli baba." Swami ji replied when everyone became shocked.

"Machli baba! Yeh kaisa naam hain swami ji?" Renuka asked shockingly.

"Aasol mein swami ji ko jeevo se bahut prem hain aur unhen swami ji se. Issi liye inhone aapna naam inn bezuban jeevo par rakha hain. Hari Om." The second sadhu said joining his palms.

"Machli baba ki jay." Everyone said in unison.

"Aur swami ji aapka naam?" That woman asked the another one.

"Ohh crap!" He whispered when Roja looked at him shockingly.

"Crab matlab kekra! Aapka naam kekra hain?" Roja asked shockingly.

"Iss mein chokne wali koi baat nehi hain balike, machli ki tarha kekra vi ek bezuban jeev hain aur mere shishya ko vi unse utna hi prem hain. Aur issi liye duniya isse Karkat baba ke naam se jante hain. Hari Om." Swami ji said closing his eyes.

"Karkat baba ki jay." Everyone said in unison.

"Swami ji aagar aapki aagya ho toh phir hum rasom suru kare?" Renuka asked when swami ji nodded his head positively.

Renuka get up and wrapped a red chundi on Sanyukta's head and did aarti and put a tika on her forehead and complete all the rituals when swami ji whispered, "Kyu bola tha na ke jab baby dono ka hain toh phir rasom vi dono saath saath nibhayenge."

He whispered near her ear when Sanyukta looked at him with wide open eyes, "Randhir!" She said in disbelief when Randhir winked at her.

"Randhir tum! Yeha par! Kaise I mean kyu?" Sanyukta whispered in disbelief when Randhir smirked at her.

"I told you don't challenge me!" Randhir whispered when gave a proud smirk at her.

"Tum saach mein aah gaye, are you crazy! Bhago yeha se jaldi, or else yeh log tumhe nehi chhodenge!" Sanyukta whispered nervously when Randhir gave her an I don't care look. Just then Anju came to do the rituals.

"Sanyu beta keya baat hain tu thik toh hain na?" Anju asked saw her tensed face thus Sanyukta forced a smile.

"Haan maa main thik hu." Sanyukta smiled nervously.

"Toh phir tujhe itna pasina kyu aah raha hain?" Anju asked curiously.

"Wo maa aapne itna heavy lehenga bheja hain, garmi laag rahi hain." Sanyukta gave an excuse thus Renuka said a maid to set the AC on lowest.

"Beta aab thik hain?" Renuka asked thus Sanyukta nodded positively and Anju starts the rituals.

"Aagar yeh tum ho toh phir wo koyn hain jo Roja ke saath baitha huya hain?" Sanyukta mumbled curiously taking a look of that person when Randhir smirked at her.

"If Tom is here then who else Jerry there!" Randhir said playfully thus Sanyukta's eyes became widened.

"Parth!" Sanyukta said in disbelief when Randhir winked at her.

On the other hand Parth was sitting beside Roja and stared at her continuously thus Roja looked at him.

"Tumhare mann mein bahut saare sawal hain balike, pucho keya puchna chahati ho?" Parth asked slowly.

"Mere mann mein koi sawal nehi hain." Roja replied annoyingly and turned her face.

"Chinta mat karo balike aagle saal tum vi uss balike ke jagah par hogi yeh rasom nivane aur tab tumhare saath main hunga." Parth smiled dreamily.

"What do you mean?" Roja asked sternly.

"Aashirbad dene balike. Jaise swami ji uss balika ko de rahe hain." Parth smiled at him when Roja made a face.

"Meri aab tak shaadi nehi huyi hain." Roja said to him.

"Toh phir ho jayegi. Bolo toh aaj hi karwa du?" Parth asked desperately.

"No thanks." Roja said and turned her face.

"He is so annoying. As if sirf inke aashirbad pane ke liye mujhe jaldi shaadi karni padegi aur pregnant vi hona padega!" Roja murmured under her breath but the mention of marriage and pregnancy left a red hue on her cheeks which didn't unnoticed by Parth.

"Waise balike tum jiske ware mein soch kar sharma rahi ho wo vi tumhare ware mein hi soch raha hain." Parth whispered near Roja's ear thus she turned at him.

"Aapko kaise pata ke main kiske ware mein soch rahi hu aur wo vi mere ware mein soch raha hain?" Roja asked curiously.

"Wo toh tumhare ware mein har ek pal sochta raheta hain balike, itna ke usse tumse dur raha hi nehi jata." Parth whispered when placed his hand over her hand thus Roja felt an electricity through her spine. She shivered a little and looked at Parth carefully when her eyes became widened in horror.

"Kashysp sir!" Roja whispered in disbelief.

"Yes Miss D'souza." Parth winked at her.

Other side the ladies were busy with the rituals when Sanyukta stick a smile on her face forcefully.

"Randhir what's all this; yeh kapde, yeh wig, yeh false beard aagar pakde gaye na toh phir yeh log tumhare baal noch lenge!" Sanyukta whispered nervously and stretched her lips into a smile looking at the guests.

"Sawal hi nehi uthta! Mera plan humesha full prove hota hain wifey." Randhir whispered confidently.

"Tum aur wo Parth, tum dono khud toh maroge hi saath mein mujhe aur Roja ko vi marwayoge!" Sanyukta said nervously looking at Parth who was busy to flirting with Roja.

"Kashysp sir aap! Aap yeha aaise, lekin kyu?" Roja whispered in fear.

"Tumhare saath tumhara haat pakda kar baithne ke liye." Parth whispered with a smile.

"That means Sanyukta ke saath jo hain wo Randhir hain!" Roja mumbled in disbelief when Parth smirked only.

"Are you mad, aap dono pagal hain keya? Aagar kisiko pata chal geya then you both will be dead." Roja said became panicked when Parth pressed her hand a little.

"Relax babe jab pyar kiya toh darna keya! After all hum aasiq aapne jaan ko aapne hateli mein lekar ghumte hain." Parth said in a dramatic way.

"Sir yeha koi khatro ke khiladi ka shooting nehi ho raha hain jo aap aaise heroic entry maar kar aandar aah gaye! Aagar kisiko pata chal geya toh phir aap hero se zero ban jayenge!" Roja said nervously.

"Aagar tum aaisi horrible face bana kar rakhogi toh phir sabko pata chal hi jayega, so relax." Parth assured her.

"Aur phir aaj jaha par Randhir aur Sanyukta baithe huye hain next year hum vi wohi par baithe honge tumhare nehi humare baby shower par. Toh aabhi se saare rasom dekh lete hain reference ke liye." Parth said naughtily and winked at her when Roja blushed hard and lowered her lashes unable to meet her gaze with him.

"I can't believe ke tum saach much function mein aah gaye wo vi yeh nakli sadhu ban kar!" Sanyukta whispered eyed at Randhir.

"Came on wifey, aapne biwi ki baby shower function gate crash karna har pati ka right hain. Tum feminist baat baat par aapne haq ke liye khadi ho jati ho then what about us! Hum mard vi aapna haq lena jante hain!" Randhir mumbled slowly when chanting Hari Om in between.

"Okay le liya aapna haq, mill gayi shanti, jeet gaye aapna jang! Aab ek kaam karo kisiko kuch vi pata lagne se pehele tum aur Parth please yeha se chale jau." Sanyukta pleaded slowly.

"Keya bol rahi ho wifey aaisa royal treatment chhod kar koi pagal hi jayega. Aur inn bhakto ka keya jo mere bhakti mein dub chuke hain!" Randhir said playfully.

"Aagar inn bhakto ko pata chal geya na ke tum koyn ho toh phir royal treatment ki jagah royal dhulai hoga tumhara machli baba!" Sanyukta said mockingly.

"No way wifey, it's Randhir Singh Shekhawat's plan. Tumhara diet plan nehi hain jo fail ho jayega." Randhir said mockingly when Sanyukta glared at him.

"Okay baad mein mat bolna ke maine bola nehi tha!" Sanyukta warned him.

"Maa aagar rasom khatam ho gaya hain toh main upor jau?" Sanyukta asked to Renuka.

"Aare Sanyukta rasom khatam huya hain function nehi, itni jaldi kaha jayogi! Aabhi toh singing and dancing baki hain!" Ragini said excitedly.

"Swami ji aagar aapko bachcho ki nritya aur sangeet se aapatti hain toh aap log out house mein bishram kar sakte hain." Renuka said thoughtfully.

"Nehi balike hume koi aaptti nehi hain, nritya aur sangeet toh bhagaban ka aashirbad hain." Randhir said when Sanyukta looked at him in disbelief.

"Aur phir Sri Krishna ko vi Radha ka nritya aur Mira ka sangeet dono pasand thay." Parth said when Roja looked at him shockingly.

"Yeh dono aaj kuch na kuch gadbad karke manenge!" Sanyukta said in mind.

"Kuch vi ho jaye function toh hum dekh kar jayenge!" Randhir whispered smirking at Sanyukta. Just when a maid came.

"Mem sahab wo guru ji ke ashram se chhote pandit ji aaye hain. Bol rahe hain ke guru ji ne bheja hain aapne aashirbaad ke saath." The maid said when everyone there became shocked and looked at both Randhir and Parth who smiled at them nervously.

"Hari Om Hari Om." They forced a smile and get up quickly.

"Aagar guru ji ne aapna aashirbaad chhote pandit ji ki haato bheja hain toh phir inhen kisne bheja?" Renuka asked shockingly.

"Balike hum vi ashram se hi aah rahe hain. Hum toh Himalaya par jaa rahe thay tapashya karne lekin swami ji ne kaha ke jane se pehele tumhari bahu ko aashirbaad kar jaye, issi liye hum aaye thay. Hari Om." Randhir said getting up.

"Haan swami ji ke kahene par hi hum yeha aaye thay tumhari bahu ko aashirbaad karne. Aashirbaad kar diya aab humare jaane ka waqt ho geya hain, chale swami ji!" Parth said looking at Randhir and about to go just when chhote pandit ji entered and became shocked to saw them.

"Aare yeh dono sadhu maharajah koyn hain, pehele toh inhen kabhi nehi dekha!" Chhote pandit ji said shockingly made everyone more curious.

"Yeh aap keya bol rahe hain chhote pandit ji, guru ji ne hi toh in dono swami ji ko bheja hain meri bahu ko aashirbaad dene aur saath mein aapna aashirbaad vi bheja hain!" Renuka said surprisingly.

"Nehi yajman swami ji ne kisiko nehi bheja, aur aapki bahu ke liye unka aashirbaad leke toh main aaya hu, yeh raha." Chhote pandit ji said forwarding a thali at Renuka.

"Toh phir inn dono ne jo thali laye thay uss mein keya hain!" Renuka said confusingly when Ragini checked the thali.

"Mom iss thali mein toh chocolates hain meethai nehi aur nahi guru ji ka aashirbaad!" Ragini said surprisingly.

"Aare chocolate vi toh meetha hain balike, aur baat toh muh meetha karne ki hain!" Randhir said confidently.

"Aur chhote pandit ji aapko kaise pata ke guru ji ne hume nehi bheja, ho sakta hain ke wo aapko batana bhul gaye ho!" Parth said firmly.

"Asambhav, swami ji se itni badi galti kabhi nehi ho sakta. Mujhe achchhi tarha se pata hain ke unhone yeha par kisiko nehi bheja hain. Yajman mujhe toh yeh dono sadhu ke besh mein koi shaitaan malum hota hain, aap inn dono ki talashi lijiye." Chhote pandit ji said suspiciously when both Sanyukta and Roja became panicked.

"Apmaan ghor apmaan, balike aaj yeha par humara apmaan huya hain aur iss ghor apmaan ke baad hum yeha par ek pal nehi ruk sakte." Randhir said dramatically.

"Aur humare guru ji ke iss ghor apamaan ke baad hum vi yeha par nehi ruk sakte. Chaliye swami ji hume Himalayan ke liye chalna chahiye." Parth said in a chest voice and about to go when Maya stopped them.

"Aare rukiye swami ji itni jaldi mein kaha jaa rahe hain, pehele baat toh cleare kar le ke aap dono ko yeha par kisne bheja hain!" Maya said firmly when both Randhir and Parth gulped hard so as Sanyukta and Roja.

"Bola tha jane ke liye, aaj Randhir ki over confidence hi usse le dubega!" Sanyukta said in mind.

"Pata nehi aab keya hoga, aagar sabko pata chal geya ke Kashysp sir yeha par mere liye aaye thay toh phir bahut badi problem ho jayegi!" Roja said in mind.

"Humare raste se hath jau balike hume Himalaya ke liye yatra karna hain." Parth said firmly.

"Aare sirf Himalaya kyu aap dono kahenge toh hum aapne personal jet mein aap dono ko south yeah north kisi vi pole tak lift de sakte hain! Itna khatirdari toh hum aap dono ki kar hi sakte hain, kyu hain na jiji!" Maya said sternly looking at them.

"Ji uski koi jarurat nehi hain hum chal kar jaa sakte hain." Randhir tried to say confidently but can't.

"Aare aaise kaise jarurat nehi hain swami ji, after all aap dono humare guest hain hume aapki kuch toh khatirdari karne dijiye! Aare koi sharbat lau inke liye." Maya said coldly.

"Ji iski koi jarurat nehi hain aaj humara fast hain, matlab upbaas hain. Aap bass hume jane dijiye." Parth stammered a little.

"Keya swami ji aaise kaise jane de aapko bina kuch khilaye pilaye! You just can't go like this." Maya insists.

"I already told you that we don't need your hospitality we just want to go from here." Parth said anxiously and bite his tongue next when everyone gasped to heard this and Randhir looked at him in disappointment.

"So swami ji you can speak english too!" Maya said crossing her arms against her chest.

"Haan wo humare shishya ko english bolna aata hain, issne bahut mushkil se sikha hain." Randhir tried to control the damage.

"Haan sahi kaha swami ji aapne, aapke shishya pure hindi ke saath saath pure english vi bol leta hain. That too in pure harvard accent! Isn't it's amazing!" Maya said mockingly when they kept mum.

"Aakhir baat keya hain Maya?" Renuka asked confusingly.

"Baat yeh hain jiji ke yeh koi swami ji nehi hain yeh Parth hain." Maya said coldly removed Parth's false beard and moustache when Roja closed her eyes in fear and everyone became shocked.

"Parth! Toh phir yeh koyn hain?" Renuka said and removed Randhir's false beard and moustache and became shocked next when Sanyukta became panicked too.

"Randhir!" Renuka said in disbelief.

"Shakh toh mujhe suru se hi tha jiji bass aapki biswas ko dekh kar kuch bol nehi payi. Lekin iss Parth ki accent ne iski identity mere samne khol diya!" Maya said sternly.

"Radhe Radhe, yeh aaj kaal ke bachche, bhagaban hi bachaye innse! Main chalta hu yajman, pranam." Chhote pandit ji said joining his palms.

"Pranam." Renuka said joining her palms too and chhote pandit ji left next when she looked at the duo.

"Parth Randhir yeh kaisa mazak hain? Tum dono aaise sadhu ke bhes mein yeha par keya kar rahe ho?" Renuka asked sternly.

"Baby shower attend karne aaye thay aur keya! Maine toh aapko subha hi kaha tha ke mujhe vi rasom mein rahena hain." Randhir said removed his wig.

"Haan rasom ho gaye hain toh phir aab hum vi jaa rahe hain, chal Randhir." Parth said removed his wig and they about to go when Anjali and Ragini blocked their way.

"Kaha jaa rahe ho, sharam nehi aati tum dono ko aaise dhoke se ladies function mein chale aaye!" Anjali said annoyingly.

"Iss mein sharam kaisi, ek pati ko aapne patni ki baby shower function gate crash karne ka pura right hain." Randhir said confidently.

"Haan bilkul, thik waise hi jaise aap log boys ka bachelor party gate crash karte ho." Parth said firmly.

"Ohh really!" Ragini rolled her eyes.

"Jaha tak mujhe pata hain bachelor party mein female dancer hoti hain dance karne ke liye, issi liye girls gate crash karti hain. Lekin humare ladies function mein koi male dancer nehi hain jo tum log gate crash karne aaye ho!" Anjali said sarcastically.

"Pehele nehi thay bhabhi lekin aab hain wo vi ek nehi 2-2 dancer!" Ragini said smirking at her when both Randhir and Parth take a glance of each other.

"What do you mean?" They asked shockingly.

"Ladies function dekhne ka bahut saukh hain na tum dono ko toh phir aab toh punishment milegi! Aur tum dono ka saza yeh hain ke aab tumhe humare liye performance karni padegi." Ragini smirked at them.

"In your dreams di, we won't do that." Randhir said firmly.

"Is that so, then girls attack." Ragini said when the ladies rushed towards them thus the duo started running around in the living room.

"Sakhi please help me, now you can save me only. I can't die as a bachelor." Parth said nervously hiding behind Sanyukta.

"Roja please save your bestfriend or else mera baby aaj ke din hi orphan ho jayega!" Randhir said nervously hiding behind Roja.

"Aare keya huya swami ji aap dono inn balikao ke piche kyu chhup rahe hain bahar toh aaiye!" Anjali said mockingly.

"Keya baat hain machli baba, keya baat hain Karkat baba aap dono itne mein hi darr gaye aabhi toh aur vi khatirdari karni baki hain aap dono ki!" Ragini said mockingly.

"Aare koi meri sandel toh le aau aaj inn machli baba aur Karkat baba ki achchhe se seva karni hain!" Mrs. Kumar said horaesly when both Randhir and Parth gulped hard to saw sandels in their hands.

"Ragini Anjali jane do beta, dono bachche hain." Anju said coming in between.

"Utne vi bachche nehi hain dono Anju ji. Aur inhone aaj jo kuch vi kiya hain uski saza inn dono ko jarur milega." Renuka said in an icy cold voice.

"Ragini Anjali inn dono ko aaisi saza dena ke dono zindegi bhad yaad rakhe. Aaiye Anju ji, chalo Maya." Renuka said sternly and left with them next.

"Hmm so be ready guys for your punishment!" Anjali smirked at them.

"No way. Hum log toh ladies ko bachelor party gate crash karne ke liye punish nehi karte toh phir aap hume kaise punish kar sakti hain!" Randhir said surprisingly.

"Exactly, you can't punish us bhabhi." Parth said firmly.

"Okay then remember one thing har ladki Devi ka roop hoti hain, chahe wo Durga ho yeah phir Kali. Aur aagar tum dono aabhi aapne samne Maa Kali ko zinda dekhna nehi chahate toh phir chup chap aapna punishment accept kar lo. Or else sandel ready hain tum dono ke saad mein padne ke liye." Ragini threatened them thus they sighed helplessly.

"Okay, boliye keya karna hain hume?" Both Randhir and Parth asked helplessly thus Anjali and Ragini smirked devilishly.

"Music." They said excitedly.

(Hare Ram Hare Ram, Hare Krishna Hare Ram
Hare Ram Hare Ram, Hare Krishna Hare Ram)

The music starts when both Randhir and Parth starts dancing with it and everyone enjoyed that. Anjali, Ragini, Sanyukta and Roja were laughing to saw them like that when others were cheering up them.

"Keya kaha tha tune tera plan full prove hain aur hum pakde nehi jayenge! Yeh tha tera plan mujhse item karwana!" Parth said annoyingly.

"Mera plan full prove hi tha lekin tujhe aapni zuban kholne ko kisne kaha tha aangraz ki aulad! Khud ke saath saath mujhe vi phasa diya na aab kar dance!" Randhir said irritatingly.

(Teri aankhe bhool bhulaiya, baatein hai bhool bhulaiya
Tere sapnoo ki galiyon mein, I keep looking for you baby.
Dil mein tu rehtein hai, betabi kehti hai
I keep praying all day..
All day.. all night long)

(Hare Ram Hare Ram, Hare Krishna Hare Ram
Hare Ram Hare Ram, Hare Krishna Hare Ram
Ohhh oooo)

"Come on swami ji itne der se Hari Om Hari Om bol rahe thay aab Hare Ram par nritya karke dikhaiye!" Anjali said teasingly thus everyone bursted out into laugh when Randhir and Parth were busy to matching the steps with the song.

(Hare Ram Hare Ram, Hare Krishna Hare Ram
Hare Ram Hare Ram, Hare Krishna Hare Ram)

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