Fade in.

(Morgan's Apartment, Day)

Morgon, a tired D-Tier villain wearing jeans, a worn out black and red graphic Tee, and a dark gray beanie, is at the table working on completing a puzzle that Barneby, their neighbor and nemesis, gave them. They had a frustrated look on their face. The puzzle was hard, but they like the challenge.

Suddenly Alex, the one and only S-Tier villain, dressed in pajama pants, a Pokémon shirt they stone from Morgon, and bunny slippers, teleported into the room.

Alex
Hey.

Morgon
Oh, hey.

Alex
So I heard your parents clones appeared.

Morgon
Uh huh.

Alex
And apparently then have memories from me killing them.

Morgon
Cool cool.

Alex
(Realizing that Morgon isn't listening)
And I threw A mentor at the pound, killing all the innocent animals inside, and the volunteers that work there.

Morgon
Sounds nice- YES!

Morgon jumps up, excited from having finished the puzzle. Alex has a blank look on their face. After a second Morgon realizes Alex is there.

Morgon
Oh, hey.

Alex
You didn't hear a word I said, did you?

Morgon
No...

Alex
(They sigh)
It's fine. Anyways, here's your birthday gift.

Alex hands Morgon a ceramic coffee mug.

Morgon
Aw thanks. It's wasn't a human at any point, was it?

Alex
Nope. But once you add coffee to it it won't run out. Ever.

Morgon looks at the mug in awe, then at Alex.

Morgon
I think I'm in love with you.

Cut to black

"Ya no-"
"What, why not??" Alex begged, "it's just one episode!"
"Well," lighthouse started, "there was a chance for you and Moregon to get together, but the goal wasn't reached. So, not cannon."
"Please- PLEASE!"
Lighthouse sighed, "look, if you want it so bad make it happen yourself. You have unlimited powers and, as of writing this, 3382 timelines to mess with."
"I can't do that! I may have no morals, but I prefer have someone powerful and worthy kill me, instead of a pissed off Moregon when they find I used my powers for a love spell, and removed the fact I did that from their memories."
"Not my problem." The said, "now if you'll excuse me I'll go back to playing FallOut4."