Me: Hey doc? Can I ask you something again?

049: *looks up from going over his notes* What is it this time, Cynder?

Me: Um, are you and Dyo, otherwise known as SCP-035, frenemies?

049: Are we what? *looks at me strangely*

Me: Frenemies. You know, friends but enemies?

049: I haven't the slightest idea what you're speaking of, Cynder. You must have a fever, with the way you're asking such strange questions.

Me: I'm not sick. Just answer my question. Are you guys friends or enemies?

049: *sighs* Not going to let up, are you? Alright then. We are what you call friends but adversaries.

Me: I figured as much. So do you got a love/hate relationship going on with them?

049: The only relationship I have with anyone is you, be it love or hate. But, lucky for you, it's love. Why all these strange questions though? That's three in two days.

Me: Just curious.

049: About what, Cynder?

Me: You, mostly.

049: And why is that?

Me: Cause you're fascinating. That's why.

049: *chuckles deeply* Well my dear, I suppose you fascinate me as well.

Me: I do?

049: Yes. Despite your age you still have a curious mind. It is as if you were a child again.

Me: You saying I'm childish?

049: No, just that you are as curious as one. I by no means said you were childish.

Me: Sometimes I think it's implied, but that's just my mind being the way it is.

049: Well, come here and sit down next to me. I have a fresh pot of tea, so if there's anything you want or need to discuss, it can be discussed over tea.

Me: I do like tea, especially if it's cold. And sweet.

049: Hmm, well, it is best hot. Would you like some honey? Or sugar?

Me: Honey, please.

049: Honey it is then.

Me: So, I got one more question about something.

049: Yes my dear?

Me: Well, where do you go when I'm asleep at night? Cause when I wake up in the morning you're back at your desk like you didn't go anywhere. So where do you go?

049: Wherever I may wish to go. I have been able to step out of this chamber for quite some time now.

Me: But the alarms would go off and wake me, wouldn't they?

049: Normally, yes. But I have an acquaintance that is able to turn off the alarms.

Me: Oh, 079, the sentient computer, right? They can hack into the alarm system and shut them off.

049: Yes, that is correct.

Me: I think I'm all out of questions for now.