Kid and Killer went to what looked like their own table with two other guys who looked like they could belong to a strip club.

I start by looking for a navigator. Or at least whoever's the closest to that. Though I didn't want to bother anyone so I just went to Killer, cause he seemed like the only one who was sensible.

"Hey umm, where are we headed by the way?"

"Huh?" A man with blue hair replied. Honestly, his hair looked so soft and pretty in color, but that's beside the point.

"Hmm?" Killer finally noticed. "Oh, we're going to find the Red Hair Pirates." He answered.

"Oh okay. . . WAIT WHAT!?" I respond, just realizing his words, catching the attention of everyone in the galley. Though i couldn't care less at this point.

"Will you shut up and let me eat?" The tulip complains.

"ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???" I yell, shocked at how stupid they were.

"Gwot a problwem with that?" Kid says while munching on a cabbage roll.

"I-- Ugh, I can't believe you all. You have to be fucking stupid to do that!" I bury my face back with my palms.

"Shut up and stop complaining. You'll probably be off by the time we fight him ya wimp." Kid complained, agetated by my whining.

"Okay I do admit I'm a wimp, but I've seen the guy in fucking person, and my god he's hella strong. Hell, he's fucking close to Whitebeard's strength!"

"And how do you know?" He retorts.

"Because I-- Ugh, I USED TO LIVE ON THE MOBY FUCKING DICK OKAY?!" I yell, clearly done with this bullshit. Also clearly forgetting that there were other people too. Kid raises an eyebrow muscle, because apparently fuck eyebrows from the looks of it.

"Oh really now? Now I'm rethinking on letting you go..."

Welp shit. I fucked up. I wanna cry at my stupidity, so I'm just gonna do it internally like always.

What else is new?

"Oh goddamnit, I-- Whatever. I give up. Can I just have some food please?" I asked, giving up on convincing these hopeless fucks.

Thank Killer because he gave me some food. Not a lot, but at least he gave me some.
"So.. Do yo-"

"Shut up and stop asking que-"

"SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH!!
Ahem, sorry. Anyways as I was saying, do you even know where you're going? Or at least a specific route?"

"Why do you ask so many questions?" Kid answers with a question.

"To know my surroundings better and to get a better idea at the situation I'm in. Now I answered your question, so answer mine."

"Why sh-" "No, we don't have a designated route yet. We're only going based off of his last location." Killer interrupts, finishing by slurping on his spaghetti. Kid just looked offended due to being cut off multiple times.

"OH AM I GONNA KEEP GETTING CUT OFF NOW!? IS THAT HOW IT'S GONNA G-"

"Yes." I cut off, snorting after I realized what I did. A lot of people looked like they were stiffling in a laugh. But I feel like they're the more important and stronger people cuz I doubt a weakling would dare laugh. Kid growled in annoyance, though who could blame him?

"Oh fuck y'all. I'm leaving you shitty fucks." And so he storms off.

I burst into a fit of laughter as soon as he was out of my line of sight. Then nearly everyone joined. Then I heard something break from afar.

Should I feel bad?

Updated October 8, 2019