M A R K 

Hi, I'm Mark Fischbach the prince of the state California and i am second in line after my brother Thomas. Which didn't bother me very much because it meant i didn't need to rule a whole state on my own with no ones help but an adviser that don't help that much. 

I sat on a chair reading through a book bored out of my mind and not really bothered to go out and deal with the public today as it was a normal Wednesday for me and nothing exciting was happening. My glasses were half way down nose as i read a book not really immersed in the story.

"Mark, Mark! Great news" my mother rushed as she bust open the door holding a letter. She made me jump and my glasses fell off my nose making them fall to the floor and have me scramble to get them as my mom bounced around excited.

"what?" I asked not even interested at all no matter how excited she was i still didn't get all excited as my mom rushed around my room trying to calm herself down

" We received a letter from the British kingdom and It's aimed at you" the fact that it was from Britain made me already hate it. I hated the British monarchy because they ruled over everyone and everything and got everything there way because of money and fear. They weren't even that great. No army would fight against there kingdom out of fear. Britain didn't really have much in terms of army because they were all about peace but that meant they had better issues. 

"Mom i couldn't care less about there pathetic excuse of a kingdom" I complained and my mom wasn't having that and looked at me angry that i just spoke that way

"Mark you are in no position to speak in such ways. Now read the letter" she passed me the letter ticked off and i instantly opened it and the letter read

Dear whom receives this 

Our son Walter Roberts is looking for a male homosexual husband and it would be appreciated if you sent over any homosexual son's if you have any of course

sincerely The British Kingdom

That wasn't the whole letter it really went on in detail but said what i read out above basically. You have to be fucking kidding me, I am in no way going over to Britain to marry some stuck up prince. I'm sorry but it ain't happening.

"Isn't it exciting!" My mother said smiling as she said it her eyes closed with excitement and all i did was give her my best poker face

"I couldn't care in the slightest I am in no way being sent to Britain to marry some stuck up prince" I protested looking away like a moody child and the groan that left my mothers mouth really told me how fed up she was with my behavior

"Mark Edward Fischbach you are going to Britain whether you like it or not. You will set a good example and show people how amazing we are,You will show Britain that us Americans are worth talking to and you will make friends" My mother growled aggressively which shocked me and i stopped pouting and rolled my eyes

"Really?" i groaned

"It'll do you good anyway, you always stay inside and read and just don't go out or ever really talk to people. you don't speak to other royals and honestly Mark you might actually find someone special. If your gonna be difficult then we'll sort this out with your father" My mother threatened and now i knew i couldn't say no so i sighed giving in not wanting to even face my father.

"Fine but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it and means that I'm gonna fall head over heals for princey boy" I told my mother and she shook her head at how salty i was at her. She picked up the letter and left my room shutting the door behind her.

"well that sucks, look on the bright side...they'll probably be good food" It was the only silver lining i could see in the whole situation. Ethan might be there as he's gay and a prince so i decided to skype call him.

after a few minutes of calling he finally answered

"Hi Mark, what do you want!" Ethan greeted with a smile "you look down, you ok?" He asked and i put my head in my hand and sighed being extra for no reason

"Have you got the news about the British prince wanting a husband?" I asked and he seemed to smile at the mentioning of it

"yep and I'm going, I'm so excited, I'm guessing your going too" I nodded at his assumption and he must have noticed how bummed i was about it also"I'm also guessing your not too excited" He laughed a little 

"I'm so annoyed" I grumbled making Ethan laugh again

"dude I'll be there and remember it will be full of royal well groomed gay guys. what's not to love about it, we also get to explore Britain and hear loads of British accents and i get to pull off mine" He said in his British accent impression. Of course Ethan was excited about going he was was obsessed with the British family and would always text me about British royal drama and I'd act interested when we both knew i wasn't. He knew i hated them but Ethan was my best friend

Oh, i must introduce Ethan Nestor. He's the prince of the state Maine and He's a blue haired ball of energy who everyone can get along with. he loves the British unlike me but it doesn't stop us from being best friends

"I don't think you should do that in front of the British" I laughed making him laugh also "and i guess your right It's not all that bad" I shrugged and he looked at me hopelessly 

"what are we gonna do about you Mark" Ethan sighed and laughed like he always did and i tried to act offended

"what do you mean!?!?!??!" I said trying to act triggered 

"I mean your so extra" He told me laughing and i laughed along agreeing

"It is true, I am very extra and sarcastic so that means the prince won't even bother with me, result"I smiled to myself thinking my logic was flawless but Ethan seemed to disagree

"Mark that's so not true, your amazing" Ethan told me concerned about me which was nice and all but seriously the more annoying i was, the more chance i had on my own

"Ethan I want nothing to do with the prince and i know for a fact you two are perfect" I told him trying to lift his spirits and i wasn't joking either. I wouldn't be surprised if they got together.

"thanks Mark" He told me smiling "anyway Mark i better be heading off i have stuff to do, Bye Mark see ya real soon" He smiled ending the call. I closed my laptop and banged my head against my desk

"Fuck me" I whispered to myself "I am not gonna like this"

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Hope you like the first chapter guys, I'm on summer break so hopefully I will be able to write more than i ever have this year. So yeah 

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