Loki Day

Everyone is online.

KABOOM: HEYYYYYYY GUYS!!!!

Hiccup_Haddock: what is it, Tuff. I'm working on the Dragon Eye.

AstraTheFearless19: Are you ever not working on that?

Hiccup_Haddock: you know, Astrid, the Dragon Eye isn't the only thing i think about.

AstraTheFearless19:  😶😶😶

xRuffNutx: awww, look at you two. But guess what day it is?

SmartyPantz56: ....... Wednesday?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: no, Thursday!

KABOOM: *facepalms*

xRuffNutx: ..... it's Tuesday. And no, that's not what we're talking about. Something more important.

CrazyAxeLady: Is it your birthday?

xRuffNutx: no.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Tuff's Birthday?

KABOOM: nooopppee.

AstraTheFearless19: Snotlout. They have the same birthday. They're twins.

Hiccup_Haddock: CHICKEN's birthday?

KABOOM: that's next week.

AstraTheFearless19: just tell us what's going on!!! For Thor's sake, the day I decide to sleep in, I get this.

CrazyAxeLady: Astra, it's 6 o clock.

AstraTheFearless19: Your point is?

SmartyPantz56: In the morning.

AstraTheFearless19: and?

Hiccup_Haddock: Oh my Thor.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: just tell us what the big occasion is, guys. Seriously. If it was a birthday party and I wasn't invited, I'm gonna blow something up.

AstraTheFearless19: Snotlout, you're never invited to birthday parties.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ...........how do you know?

AstraTheFearless19: 1), Vikings don't do birthday parties. 2), even if they did, they wouldn't invite you.

CrazyAxeLady: I love this. Astrid just roasts him every single time and Snotlout still thinks she loves him.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: You know, Astrid, one of these days I might think you're serious and break up with you.

Hiccup_Haddock: *Facepalms.*

KABOOM: Snotman, no. Just no.

AstraTheFearless19: there aren't any words to express how angry I feel right now. Go on, Ruffnut.

xRuffnutx: *falls out of chair laughing at Snotlout* *stands up and sits back down* right, sorry.

xRuffNutx: today, my edgy friends, is Loki day.

Hiccup_Haddock: Ahhh, everyone's least favorite day of the year.

KABOOM: ANNNNDDD, Ruff and I's favorite day of the year.

AstraTheFearless19: 😬😬😬 come near me with your tricks and I'll knock the Loki right out of you.

xRuffNutx: 😈

KABOOM: 😈

Hiccup_Haddock: 🗡🏹

AstraTheFearless19: 😱

CrazyAxeLady: Yea, I'll take that as a sign that sweet, innocent Hiccup is gone.

SmartyPantz56: Oh Thor help is if Hiccup's gone savage.

Hiccup_Haddock: You prank me, you die. I'm not in the mood for this yak dung, guys.

AstraTheFearless19: We should have some kind of funeral for sweet innocent Hiccup. Too bad we don't have a body to burn...

Hiccup_Haddock: .............. You're not burning me.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ALL RIGHT WHO DID THAT.

CrazyAxeLady: Did what?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: someone set my saddle on fire.

Hiccup_Haddock: Uhhh, Snotlout, your dragon is a Monstrous Nightmare so....

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Hookfang didn't do it.

SmartyPantz56: Are you sure? Oh Thor....xkfjfdnsndnnxnsksekfj djrjjfjd e djdjfnf enjsske

Hiccup_Haddock: Guys, Fishlegs just fainted.

Hiccup_Haddock: and the Twins have gone silent, which can't be good.

Hiccup_Haddock: And the dragons stole some comms.

AstraTheFearless19: comm?

Hiccup_Haddock: Communication Devices. Comm for short. It's what I named the box thingies that were using to text each other.

CrazyAxeLady:  and the dragons have gotten a hold of them.

Hiccup_Haddock: alright, my hut is filled with fish. 🗡 who wants to die first?

AstraTheFearless19: I don't.

Hiccup_Haddock: I won't kill you. The twins aren't getting off lightly though.

KABOOM: Hehehehehehe

AstraTheFearless19: Does ANYONE want to explain why there is smoke coming out of Fishlegs' house?

xRuffNutx: ................ no?

CrazyAxeLady: Are you serious? DRAGON NIP???

Hiccup_Haddock: *Sigh* What did they do now? If it was expensive, hire Gobber. .

CrazyAxeLady: They slipped Dragon Nip into Fishlegs' food....

AstraTheFearless19:he's basically high right now.

KABOOM: FISHLEGS? high? That's ridiculous.

SmartyPantz56: jffhI dbdbx  i like pretty kitties. Nsnsehfhxhh

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hiccup_Haddock: Oh Thor.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: This is hilarious! Best one yet!! Good job you guys.

AstraTheFearless19: If there was any chance of me ending up with Snotlout, (and believe me, there wasn't any to begin with) it's gone now.

Hiccup_Haddock: don't encourage them, Snotlout, you'll only make it---

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxbxdbndje

Hiccup_Haddock: --worse. Did anybody see where he landed? Wow, that sheep launcher works well.

CrazyAxeLady: I got him. 😒

SmartyPantz56: I see stars. Hi Astrid! Do you see stars Astrid?

AstraTheFearless19: I got Fishlegs.

Hiccup_Haddock: I'll round up the twins.

Hiccup_Haddock: 3

AstraTheFearless19: 2

CrazyAxeLady: 1

AstraTheFearless19, CrazyAxeLady, and Hiccup_Haddock: BREAK


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