Derangednes and rightness

TuffHater#1 has changed their name to xRuffNutx

KABOOM: GOOODDD MORNING, Dragon's Edge!

xRuffNutx: this is your host, Ruffnut, here with Tuffnut first thing in the morning.

Hiccup_Haddock: we know, and are trying to sleep!!!

AstraTheFearless19: you don't want me waking up in a bad mood. I'm warning you right now.

CrazyAxeLady: I would listen to Astrid.

SmartyPantz56: guys, the dragons want us to get up.

Hiccup_Haddock:  Its the crack of dawn, Toothless, go get your own fish.

AstraTheFearless19: Hiccup... you do realize dragons don't have THUMBS, right?

SmartyPantz56: *Spits out water*

Hiccup_Haddock: I am aware of that, yes.

CrazyAxeLady: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

AstraTheFearless19: ..... that pretty much limits their door opening options!?!?!?

xRuffNutx: Laughing reallllyyyy hard right now.

KABOOM: HICCUPP!!!! YOU FORGOT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hiccup_Haddock: it's the first thing in the darn morning. NO ONE IS PERFECT.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Has anyone even considered the fact that maybe Hiccup doesn't know everything?

AstraTheFearless19: .......

SmartyPantz56: .......

CrazyAxeLady: .......

KABOOM: .......

xRuffNutx: well, there goes my childhood.

Hiccup_Haddock: You guys actually thought I'm right all the time?

AstraTheFearless19: ....... Stormfly wants to go on a flight, I'll be right back.

AstraTheFearless19 is offline.

SmartyPantz56: She took that harder than i thought she would.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I am speechless.

Hiccup_Haddock: Clearly you're not, you just said the words 'I am speechless.'

CrazyAxeLady: Hiccup's right.

KABOOM: Yeahhh, that's true.

I'mDeranged: as usual, Hiccup is right again.

Hiccup_Haddock: Dagur???

KABOOM: DAGUR???

xRuffNutx: DAGUR????

CrazyAxeLady: Dagur.

SmartyPantz56: Dagur???

AstraTheFearless19 is online.

AstraTheFearless19: DAGUR???

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Dagur. I totally knew you were going to come out of no where and disagree with me.

I'mDeranged: yea, it's me. Get over the shock already.

SmartyPantz56: How did you get the futuristic magic box of messages?

AstraTheFearless19: This whole thing is wierd. I need a nap.

Hiccup_Haddock: ASTRID PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE BY MYSELF!!!

AstraTheFearless19: ....... why not?

xRuffNutx: Hiccstrid! The thing I named last night!

Hiccup_Haddock: You're the only sane person here besides Fishlegs and I...

AstraTheFearless19: 😑😑😑

Hiccup_Haddock: 🙂🙂🙂

AstraTheFearless19: 😑😑😑

Hiccup_Haddock: 🙂🙂🙂

KABOOM: AHHH,  a Hiccstrid catfight. One of the rare and mysterious wonders of the world.

AstraTheFearless19: FINE. I'll stay.

I'mDeranged: that... was beautiful..
😢😢😢

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ...... I'm just gonna ignore you all.......

KABOOM: Its okay, Snotlout, maybe someday you will have a girl.

AstraTheFearless19: ........ I find that very unlikely......

xRuffNutx: for now, tho, HICCSTRIDDDDD

Hiccup_Haddock: .......guys....... there's no such thing as 'Hiccstrid.'

AstraTheFearless19:  ...... yeah... Hiccup and I are just friends....

CrazyAxeLady: You and me are having a talk later, Astra.

AstraTheFearless19: I'm gonna go on a trip back to Berk, and I'm not coming back.

Hiccup_Haddock: you legit just promised me that you were going to stay.

CrazyAxeLady: Yeah, you're stuck.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: naturally, she can't be too bummed. I mean, she's hanging out with me people.

AstraTheFearless19: nope, still hate you.

KABOOM: Poor Snotlout.

SmartyPantz56: No, not poor Snotlout. More like good riddance Snotlout.

xRuffNutx: Yeahhh, I'm gonna go with Fishlegs on that one.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: That's real funny, guys. Real classy.

I'mDeranged: don't worry, Snothat, I'm sure they don't hate you too much.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: That's not my name!!!

AstraTheFearless19:  I don't hate you, but if you were on fire, and I had water, i would drink it.

CrazyAxeLady: go Astrid!!!

SmartyPantz56: So who wants to do the honors of lighting Snotlout on fire?

CrazyAxeLady: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!

Hiccup_Haddock: I think Hookfang has already done the honors...

Hiccup_Haddock: ..... the stables are kind of on fire....

AstraTheFearless19: WHAT?

SmartyPantz56: Did you just say the stables are on fire?

CrazyAxeLady: erm, where are the twins???

KABOOM: ......I made clouds of corn if anyone wants it......

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Kandnfhfjrifkdnefn  HELP ME!!!! aks n jfieienefnskkaenfbfhsj I HATE YOU HOOKFANG!!! AHHHH nxncjrjekdkanf

SmartyPantz56: Is someone gonna help him?

AstraTheFearless19: Nahhhhhh

CrazyAxeLady: nahhhhhh

KABOOM: nahhhhhh

xRuffNutx: nahhhhhh

I'mDeranged: nahhhhhh

SmartyPantz56: Nahhhhhhh..... Hiccup?

Hiccup_Haddock: can someone pass the clouds of corn?

AstraTheFearless19: I guess not, huh Fishlegs?

SmartyPantz56: Oh, I couldn't care less. This boy is on fireeeeee🎶🎶

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: aandhhfjxnrrkifnxdnfjfjejdbfdnssbb rjdhskwjbef jsshtdhdwu

KABOOM: and this has been your announcements for the day. Everyone, I'm Tuffnut....

xRuffNutx: .....and I'm Ruffnut and that was Snotlout. All there is to do today is sit back and enjoy the show.

Hiccup_Haddock: Everyone, this is a rest day!

AstraTheFearless19: yessss!!

CrazyAxeLady: Will everyone just shut up? I'm trying to savor Snotlout's screams.

SmartyPantz56:  can't argue with that.

Hiccup_Haddock, AstraTheFearless19, CrazyAxeLady, KABOOM, xRuffNutx, I'mDeranged, And SmartyPantz56 are offline.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe has been disconnected from the group chat.

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