Hiccup_Haddock: Hey guys.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: OH WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, HADDOCK?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ALL THE TIME, every DAY, you need something! WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Snotlout, do this, Snotlout, do that! CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF FOR ONCE?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Are you too good for us? Are you too
SPECIAL to do ANYTHING for yourself?

Hiccup_Haddock: Who dumped him this time 😒

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Someone evil.

SmartyPantz56: it was Astrid. Not someone evil, Snotlout.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: but that was the 23rd time this WEEK!

KABOOM: SIMPLE SOLUTION. JUST STOP ASKING.

Hiccup_Haddock: yeah, for real, Snotface. If Astrid doesn't want to go out with you, and she's made that abundantly clear, she will not go out with you.

SmartyPantz56: we all know Astrid is as stubborn as a girl can get.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: yeah, but how do I get her to notice me?

Hiccup_Haddock: Snotlout, if she isn't noticing you now, what makes you think she's going to notice you in the future? Or at all? 😒

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ............................................................................OH EVERYBODY HATES ME, I'M A FAILURE OF THE WORST KIND.

Hiccup_Haddock: yes, we know, Snotlout.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

KABOOM: OH, GET OVER IT. YOU REMIND ME OF RUFF WHEN HET FAVORITE GOAT DIED.

KABOOM: HE WAS DELICIOUS.

SmartyPantz56: Oh my Thor, Tuff, you're a serial killer!

Hiccup_Haddock: Ruff mourned for 3 months! 3 months!

KABOOM: HEY, IT WAS THANKSGIVING, OKAY? GODS!!

(Guys, do you know what the Norse equivalent of Thanksgiving is? I'm too lazy to look it up, and I don't know. If you do, comment here.)

Hiccup_Haddock: *facepalms*

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: This isn't helping my situation!

SmartyPantz56: .......

Hiccup_Haddock: it's what's inside they can't stand.

Hiccup_Haddock: you need to stop all... this. *gestures to Snotlout*

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: yiu just gestured to all of me! I'm kinda offended.

Hiccup_Haddock: you should be offended. That's how I felt when Gobber did that to me.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: it's okay, I don't have feelings.

SmartyPantz56: *rolls eyes* in other words, stop being all of you.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Well that makes no sense! Am I supposed to be, like, half of me? How does that work? I mean, I can't be a fraction of myself, I have to be my whole self, or else I die!

Hiccup_Haddock: .....

KABOOM: .........

SmartyPantz56: .........

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: What?

Hiccup_Haddock: I'm kinda disappointed. I didn't think you even knew what fractions were.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Hey, I'm not COMPLETELY stupid! It's common knowledge that 4+4 is 5!

SmartyPantz56: Does ANYONE want to correct him?

Hiccup_Haddock I honestly don't think I have the heart.

AstraTheFearless19 is online.

AstraTheFearless19: Snotlout, you're stupid.

AstraTheFearless19 is offline.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: See? This is what I put up with all the time!

Hiccup_Haddock: I'm sorry, Snotlout, you're unfixable.

KABOOM: LET THE WORLD ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WE TRIED.

SmartyPantz56: and failed.

SmartyPantz56: I feel kinda bad for Astrid and Heather. The poor girls have to put up with this all the time. For us, it isn't that bad.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: You know I know your father, Hiccup?

Hiccup_Haddock: You wouldn't.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I would. 😈😈😈

Hiccup_Haddock: okay, Snotlout, wait while i go to your hut.

                   5 minutes later:

KABOOM: UM, HICCUP, WHAT HAPPENED TO SNOTLOUT?

Hiccup_Haddock: I don't know what you're talking about.

SmartyPantz56: his nose is bleeding.

Hiccup_Haddock: really?

KABOOM: HICCUP, WHAT DID YOU DO?

Hiccup_Haddock: I didn't do anything. I only know that he was being an idiot.

SmartyPantz56: last I checked, idiocy didn't cause someone to start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.

Hiccup_Haddock: yeah, I think it's a new phenomenon.

Ma Divergent fans holla at me!

KABOOM: YEAH, THIS IS SNOTLOUT WERE TALKING ABOUT. IDIOCY COULD MAKE HIS HEAD FALL OFF.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: look who's talking.

Hiccup_Haddock: I'm not gonna argue with that.