Really weird chapter ahead. Also, remember Rogue One takes place before ANH. Great! Don't forget that.

Also, since I missed a few days, I'll upload 13, 14 and 15 tonight and then 16, 17 and 18 tomorrow.
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Luke Skywalker: Hey Leia

Leia Organa: Hi Lukey

Luke Skywalker: Wanna go out? ;)

Leia Organa: Sure!

Luke Skywalker: Meet me at Java Garden at 7?

Leia Organa: Ooh you read my mind! 😘

Luke Skywalker: See you then! 😘

Han Solo: Oh for Rancor's sake! Stop making out in the chat room!

Chirrut Îmwe: Yeah it's kind of gross

Leia Organa: WTBANTHA

Luke Skywalker: Can't you see were a little busy here?!

Han Solo: Suuuurrreeee

Chirrut Îmwe: You guys need to check your heritage

Han Solo: Chirrut, how ru texting? I thought u were blind

Chirrut Îmwe: The Force is strong with me

Luke Skywalker: You're a force being?!

Chirrut Îmwe: And Siri is the best

Leia Organa: ...

Han Solo: ...

Luke Skywalker: ... oh

Cassian Andor: K-2SO, it's time to reveal

K-2SO: NONONONONO I CANNOT

R2-D2: Weet Weet

K-2SO: U LITTLE B**** U KNOW ALL THEIR HISTORY TELL THEM

R2-D2: Nu

Luke Skywalker: K-2SO, whoever the Force you are, R2 can't text

Leia Organa: We can understand his binary but not his texts

C-3PO: I know what he says!

R2-D2: Fk u 3po nu tell

C-3PO: He said-

Darth Vader: WE KNOW WHAT HE SAID

Luke Skywalker: DARTH VADER

Leia Organa: 😱

Han Solo: This got weird fast

Chirrut Îmwe: Yes it did

Cassian Andor: K-2SO!! TELL THEM

Jyn Erso: YEAH

Luke Skywalker: Tell us what?

K-2SO: um... well... you and Leia are... a cute couple!

Leia Organa: Aw thank you!

Han Solo: ... srsly

Orson Krennic: 😑👋

R2-D2: fck u k2

K-2SO: Well fk you back R2! Why don't you say it?

Cassian Andor: I'm going to unplug you K2

Chirru Îmwe: do it

Orson Krennic: Do it!

Emperor Palpatine: DEW IT

Jyn Erso: DU IT

K-2SO: AUUGGGHH HES RIGHT BEHIND ME

Han Solo: That's it. I'm leaving

Luke Skywalker: Same. Come on Leia

Leia Organa: Okay

[a very long pause]

Orson Krennic: So when are we going to tell them they're related?

Darth Vader: Probably when I'm going to kill the Emperor

Emperor Palpatine: WHAT

Darth Vader: I meant kill the Emperor's ATTACKERS!! FORCE DAMN SEND BUTTONS

Chirrut Îmwe: Do not use the Force's name in vain!

R2-D2: rl smooth vades

C-3PO: He said-

Orson Krennic: WE KNOW WHAT HE SAID!!!