Hehe, romance time!

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Agent Kallus: PRYCE!!!!

Governor Pryce: What, agent?

Agent Kallus: Your husband is cheating on you

Governor Pryce: Lemme guess, it's with that Erso girl

Agent Kallus: Yes it is.

Governor Pryce: I shall talk to him then

Governor Pryce: DIRECTOR KRENNIC

Agent Kallus: Perhaps you should directly text him?

Governor Pryce: If he does not answer in fine minutes I will track his location down through the phone, grab him by the ear, and drag him back

Orson Krennic: Geez, lady! That's a little extreme!

Governor Pryce: No it's not

Governor Pryce: Orson Krennic

Orson Krennic: Yes?

Governor Pryce: HOW DARE YOU GO OFF AND CHEAT ON ME WITH THE ERSO GIRL!!

Orson Krennic: For the record, I wasn't with the Erso girl but whatever. Know yourself out thinking that.

Governor Pryce: AGENT KALLUS!!

Agent Kallus: How am I part of this conversation now?

Governor Pryce: Did you lie to me?

Agent Kallus: No I saw him talking to the Erso girl

Orson Krennic: I was asking where someone else was.

Governor Pryce: So you WERE cheating on me!

Orson Krennc: Pryce, you're nice and all, but I don't think our relationship is going to work out.

Governor Pryce: Oh it's gonna work. Just wait until you see

Orson Krennic: Alright. Prove it.

Governor Pryce: We are being shipped together

Orson Krennic: I'm sure there's a fan fiction about it.

Agent Kallus: Like this one?

Orson Krennic: Shut up, Kally.

Agent Kallus: DONT CALL ME KALLY

Governor Pryce: I KNOW!! We shall consider Agent Kallus as our child!

Agent Kallus: WHAT

Orson Krennic: wut

Governor Pryce: Come on, it'll be great and if you agree to take care of him, director, it will prove that you want to be a parent and since I'm going to be the mother, that proves that our ship is book canon.

Agent Kallus: SOMEONE SAVE MEEEE

Astri Krennic: Dad! Don't forget about me!

Governor Pryce: Shut up OC

[Governor Pryce has kicked Astri Krennic from the group chat]

Orson Krennic: o_O

Orson Krennic: YOU KICKED ASTRI?!??

Governor Pryce: She meant nothing to me

Governor Pryce: Now come on, Orson. Tell me you'll help take care of Rachquet Kallus

Orson Krennic: Hate to be the burden of this but a. How the heck do you pronounce Kallus's first name? and b. What kind of name is that?

Agent Kallus: a. It's pronounced 'Ratchet' and b. Derp is insane pass it on

Governor Pryce: Oh come on! Derp has made this wonderful ship! Orson Krennic X Governor Pryce. We shall call it-

[K-2SO has interrupted Governor Pryce's text]

K-2SO: KRYCE-SIS

Orson Krennic: Haha Kryce-Sis. I like it!

K-2SO: I'm a genius aren't I?

K-2SO: But who were you making out with if it wasn't Jyn?

Orson Krennic: I was not making out with anyone!

Governor Pryce: Suuurrrrreeeeee

Governor Pryce: Rachquet, I have signed the legal documents to adopt you as my son SINCE you are an orphan

Agent Kallus: But you're an orphan too...

Governor Pryce: Yes but I am but you're too young to be running around with out parental supervision.

Agent Kallus: I AM 32 YEARS OLD!!!

Zeb Orrelios: Yep

Agent Kallus: Hey best buddy

Zeb Orrelios: Hey bff

Ezra Bridger: NOW KISS

Eren Jaëger: That escalated quickly

Cassian Andorrook: Ezra, you're supposed to be dead.

Orson Krennic: He's Disney

Ezra Bridger: Yep! And since we're related to Marvel, WE CANT DIE

Minister Tua: Except for me

Ezra Bridger: No one likes you anyway

Minister Tua: ...

Governor Pryce: So! Rachquet Kallus is officially our child Director

Agent Kallus: Not Cool!

Orson Krennic: Fine. I'll accept.

Agent Kallus: NOT COOL

Zeb Orrelios: This is so weird

Orson Krennic: Here you go, son. Here's a customized blaster for your hand only, multiple rounds, a flame thrower, a couple grenades, some highly explosive powder, and other exploding or shooting objects.

Orson Krennic: Also, here's a book on 101 reasons why KalliZeb should become canon

Bodhi Andorrook: GAY

K-2SO: Woot

Agent Kallus: Okay TOTALLY COOL!! Thanks Dad!

Governor Pryce: ORSON KRENNIC!!! You are being an irresponsible parent

Darth Vader: Actually he's being a cool parent

Orson Krennic: 😀

Luke Skywalker: way cooler than my dad and mom are/were

Darth Vader: ...

K-2SO: Hahahaha! Get it?!

Padme Amidala: Yes, you stupid droid. We get it. 

Luke Skywalker: Like, this wookiepedia thing says that my mom lost the will to live and my dad kind of abandoned his kids. He didn't even bother to give us up for adoption. Obi-Wan Kenobi just picked some people to take care of the kids.

Han Solo: I hope you know who your sibling is, Luke.

Luke Skywalker: It's Leia. You guys spilled the beans few chapters back

Han Solo: ITS ABOUT TIME

Han Solo: Also, you're hot.

Bodhi Andorrook: GAY SHIPS EVERYWHERE!!!

Jyn Eros: But I don't have anyone to be lez with... :(

Leia Organa: You have me

Jyn Eros: :)

Cassian Andorrook: What has become of this book?

Eren Jaëger: Idk but dating Ezra is awesome

Sabine Wren: EZRA!!! Y U CHEATING ON ME!!!

Ezra Bridger: Sabine We were never dating

Agent Kallus: Hey Dad can I go out on a super long date with Zeb?

Orson Krennic: Go ahead son. You are 32. You can take care of yourself

Governor Pryce: HE IS TOO YOUNG

Orson Krennic: Arihnda, I think you might be the same age as him

Governor Pryce: ...

K-2SO: KRYCE-SIS

Bodhi Andorrook: Go out on a date with me, please Cassian?

Cassian Andorrook: No

[Cassian Andorrook has changed his name to Cassian Andor]

Bodhi Andorrook: 😞😰

Cassian Andor: Ships are weird

Orson Krennic: But very beautiful

K-2SO: Amen, Krenny!

Baze Malbus and Chirrut Îmwe: Guys we were forgotten about

Bodhi Andorrook: GAY
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I have no idea how old Pryce is.  Also I have no idea where this chapter can from.

Please review anyway!