Max: dad? What did you say to make mom like you

Micheal: well, that was a long time ago

Max: just tell me

Micheal: i said 'sup bitch let's date'

Me: that's a lie!

Micheal: noooo

Me: -_- you asked me out, you studdered so much, you almost fainted

Micheal: right

Me: XD but it was so funny