Ivory Whitaker | Memo💜

"It's so packed in here." Mulan complained glaring at people as she walked up the bleachers.

"Bitch what you expect? It's a basketball game." Remy rolled her eyes.

"Why are you always speaking when no one asked you?"

"Because I'm Remy and God gave me a fucking mouth to use."

"You can't curse and use God in the same sentence." I jumped in.

"Shut the hell up." Both of them said. 

"What time this shit start?" Remy asked.

"In around 5 minutes." Ny answered.

"I can't wait to see them play." Some loud ass girl said.

"Yes Jaylen sexy ass bout to take them to victory and imma be his prize." Another one said.

"Don't he got a girlfriend tho?" I asked turning around.

"And? Niggas cheat everyday, she don't even seem like she make him happy." She answered with a smirk making Mu turn around.

"Do you want to watch this game?" Mu asked her.

"Um yeah I like basketball."

"Your eye is about to be closed if you keep flapping them gums on something you don't know about. Me and mine good." She flipped her hair and turned around.

"Ain't even have to pop them in their mouth to keep them quiet." Remy said.

"I mean if she still wanna go after him she could try." She shrugged. "He won't even glance once with her white ass lips looking like Dave Chappell."

"Stop Mulan." Nyasia laughed. I looked back to see the girl licking her lips and started laughing.

"It's bout to start y'all." Remy said. I stood up looking for my brothers before the whistle blew. I made eye contact with Avery and he tapped Jaylen who was looking for me.

Jaylen pounded on his chest then threw up the number one while I did the same and threw up two and Avery threw up three then they did a handshake.

My brothers and I have this ritual to do before any game they played. For some reason Jaylen said I was his good luck charm so that's why I made sure to be their number one fan.

Some people looked our way and awwed and it was some people who even glared in my direction making me roll my eyes. These girls be tripping over nothing.

"Who they playing against?" Ny asked.

"Cross Keys." Mulan answered as I groaned.

For some reason Cross Keys and our high school never got along and basketball didn't help the beef. Cross Keys was sore losers and it would most likely be some kind of fight after or during the game.

After the national anthem went off the buzzer started off as Shawn caught the ball then passed it to Josiah who crossed somebody then chest passed it to Jaylen who made a 3.

"OKAY BABY!! LET'S GOOO!" Mulan cheered standing up as he looked her way and smiled.

"Loud ass." I laughed.

"Fuck is y'all looking at? Act like y'all never saw somebody cheer for their boyfriend." Mulan rolled her eyes.

"That little girl is so disrespectful." Some middle aged lady whispered but we heard her.

"And so is my mother, you wanna meet her? She only 5 bleachers down." Mulan looked at the lady pointing to Kai.

"Excuse her." I said pulling Mulan hand down because she was still standing up.

"I ain't fart so don't be saying excuse me on my behalf." She said as I rolled my eyes, she's so extra.

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It was halftime and the score was 35-21 we was winning and Cross Keys was getting agitated and kept trying to start fights.

The DJ was playing songs as some people went to the bathroom or get snacks. I was one of those people.

I got five powerades, 3 packs of sour skittles, two hotdogs, two bags of cheddar cheese ruffles and a Dr.pepper.

"Damn girl." A boy said from behind me. I looked back and saw Zay and smiled.

"Hey." I smiled.

"Wassup?" He side hugged me.

"I haven't saw you since that party."

"Yeah that night you left me hanging." He laughed.

"Oh please, how about you come sit with us?"

"No can do, you the enemy."

"Please don't tell me you go to Cross Keys."

"The one and only."

"Ew." I said as we both laughed.

"Yeah but the game bout to start inna minute, lemme get your number."

"Pass me your phone." I put my stuff down then put my number in his phone.

"I'll be seeing you." He hugged me again then got in the snack line.

I walked towards the locker room going in to give the boys their stuff, I should've made one of the girls come with me. This is heavy.

"Hey Memo!" They all said in unison once I got in there and I laughed.

"Wassup y'all? Y'all doing so good." I smiled.

"Thank sis." Jaylen said kissing me on my cheek and grabbing his Skittles and powerade.

I passed Josiah, Shawn, Avery and Joshua the rest of their stuff and than sat down on Josiah lap eating my hot dog while they goofed around.

"What are you doing?" I asked Shawn who took one of my hotdogs.

"I'm starving."

"I don't care, get your 2 chainz looking ass on."

"Oh word? Got something for that ass."

"Nigga you can't beat me so what can you possibly do?"

"Ayo y'all be quiet real quick!" Shawn stood up on a bench.

"What are you doing?" I asked, he grabbed my hotdog and gave it to Josiah then held my arm standing me up.

"Memo said we been doing so good out there and she even buying us dinner afterwards. Let's show her our appreciation." He smirked.

"What does that mean? Shawn I'm not- ew your sweaty stop touching me! No! No!" I screamed as they all surrounded me then engulfed me in a group hug as I tried getting them off.

"That's enough." Coach Reed said laughing.

"I hate y'all." I grabbed my stuff and stormed out as they laughed.

"You fucking stink." Mulan said covering her nose.

"Shut the hell up." I glared.

"Halftime over?" Remy asked coming up the bleachers.

"In a minute." Mu said.

"Ew who the hell smell like ass and gym socks?" Remy asked as Mulan laughed.

"Memo."

"Oh no sweety we gotta talk about hygiene. Just because-"

"Shut the hell up." I cut Remy off as they both started laughing. Than both teams started to come out.

"Aye who know this?" The DJ yelled out as Mulan jumped up.

"This my shit." She said. We all stood up and put our arms over each other shoulders as Lil Wayne x Swag Surfin started to play.

The whole crowd swayed back and forth as we yelled. It was so lit, everybody was doing it even the coaches and players on the floor.

https://youtu.be/ZCDk6W8MJ0g

(This is why I can't wait for college, shit like this happens. It looks so fucking lit.)

The buzzer rung so the DJ cut off the music and third quarter begun. The ref threw the ball in the air and Shawn hit it towards Jaylen who passed it to Avery then gave it to Joshua who tried to shoot a three but a Cross Keys player pushed him making him miss.

"That's a foul!" Remy yelled as some people started agreeing with her. The ref did a signal saying it wasn't a foul as our whole side started complaining.

"That nigga used to go to Cross Keys! I want a new fucking ref!" Mulan yelled standing on the bleachers.

The game started again and this time they had 2 on Joshua which led Josiah to be open so Josh passed to it Josiah and he ran down the court with a player on his ass.

Josiah crossed him over making the boy fall and he jumped up and dunked as the crowd went wild.

"YES BABY! Let's go!" I yelled standing up. Josiah looked for my voice and once he saw me he beat his chest and yelled.

"When I say 'LET'S GO', Y'all say 'BULLDOGS'" Mulan yelled standing on the bleachers.

"LET'S GO!" She started.

"BULLDOGS!" The crowd chanted.

"LET'S GO!"

"BULLDOGS!" We yelled smiling.

"We better than them busted ass cheerleaders." Remy said laughing.

"No for real though." Nyasia said.

We continued watching the game, it went onto forth quarter and the score was 60-39. It was definitely going to be a fight the way Cross Keys coming.

Josiah had the ball and he was about to shoot until a played grabbed his shirt making him trip. I saw them exchange a few words before the boy pushed Josiah and Josiah hooked his ass. Another cross keys player followed up hitting Josiah and before you know it both teams ran to the court along with some people in the crowd.

"My nigga fighting? Nah, not happening." Mulan said hopping up. I thought she was going to fall down the bleachers the way she was running down them.

See I'm different, I'm too clumsy to be running down anyone's bleachers.

Once I got down there I saw Mulan getting held back by Uncle Yayo while he was laughing, I went towards Josiah who was getting held back by Coach Reed.

"Meet me in the streets pussy!" The nigga who pushed Siah said.

"Meet me right now, wassup?!" He yelled.

"I got him." I told Coach Reed. He looked at me and nodded. "Baby calm down before you have to sit out."

"Alright man whatever." He grabbed my hand as everybody finally got separated.

"If you not a bulldog, you dog food!" Remy and Mulan yelled making our side go crazy.

"#18 disqualified for the remainder of the game!" The ref yelled as we all started yelling.

"What Siah getting disqualified for? He touched him first, hell no!" Avery yelled in the ref face.

"I know how to do my job backup." He pointed his finger in Avery face and Avery smacked his hand hard. 

"Fuck wrong with you? Don't put your finger in my face before I break it."

"I wanna see you do it." The ref said.

"It's a problem? Nah scratch that, better question, you tryna solve it fam?" Daddy asked walking up with all my uncles.

"Yeah JC, make his stripes turn into dots." Uncle Mace yelled as him and JJ started laughing.

"Y'all are so stupid." Mulan said squinting at him.

"Get beat up like your father use too." JJ said as I started laughing.

"Who use to beat my ass? You don't even believe that by yourself." Uncle Yayo said.

"This not the time!" Jaylen glared at them.

"Jo just sit out we got you, this win for you." Shawn said as they dapped. Josiah went towards the locker room as everybody went back to their seats.

"He mad?" Nyasia asked me.

"I think so, Imma see when he come back out." I shrugged.

Josiah walked out the locker room with Nike sweats, Nike slides and a black tee. He sat next to me and I leaned my head on his shoulder and he kissed my forehead.

"You mad?"

"Nah, I had 32 points. I'm good, I know my boys got this." He said.

"Your lip okay?"

"No."

"You need ice?"

"No they just missing yours." He said before he smiled.

"You so corny." I smiled kissing his lips.

It was 30 seconds left in the fourth quarter, Jaylen had the ball and he passed it to Joshua who passed it to Raphael he dribbled down the court and passed it to Avery who crossed over some boy almost making him almost break his ankles than passed it to Shawn who passed it to Jaylen who dunked it as we all stood up going crazy when the buzzer buzzed.

"Hey Memo, you going to the karaoke bar where they having the celebratory party?" Journee asked.

"My mother owns it." I said looking at her blankly.

"Oh yeah, I'll see you there." She hugged me fixing her cheerleading skirt.

"That's not your friend." Josiah said.

"Preach!!" Nyasia stomped her foot and put her hand up.

"Whatever." I rolled my eyes.

"I'll be back, imma go in the locker room and tell them I'm out."

"Okay baby, I'll be in the front with the girls." He kissed me then slapped my butt and walked away.

"That smile, he makes you happy?" Remy asked.

"He really does." I smiled.

"I like y'all relationship, it's cute." Mulan said as we walked outside.

"No you and Jaylen are goals, you saw how fast you jumped off those bleachers and hit that boy?" I laughed.

"Should of knew better than to touch my nigga." She shrugged. I laughed but then turned my head once I heard yelling as I saw some girl getting jumped. I squinted my eyes and saw that the Cross Keys cheerleaders was jumping one of our cheerleaders.

"Who is that?" I asked not being able to see her face.

"I think that's Journee." I dropped my bag and put my hair in a pony tail.

"What are you doing?" Remy asked.

"She's getting jumped. what do you think I'm doing?" I asked.

"Didn't Josiah just say she not your friend?" Nyasia asked.

"Memo, she let you get jumped and ain't give a fuck. Why you jumping in?" Mulan said.

"Alright, it's a difference between me and her." I said getting aggravated.

"Just so you know I'm jumping in for you and not that bitch." Remy said putting on a scarf she got out her bag.

We all walked over there and the first girl I saw I hit her, She tried to grabbed my pony tail but I moved out the way and punched her in her nose. She started wind milling catching me in my lip one good time, I swung her by her shirt then got on top of her aiming for her face.

"Bitch get the hell off my hair before I blind you!" I heard Mulan yell.

I heard some more yelling which sounded like boys and then I heard somebody fall hard.

Somebody grabbed my waist lifting me up and I kicked her in her head and she stopped swinging and grabbed her head. I looked back to see daddy holding me.

"You get that disrespectful shit from your mother, forever spitting or kicking somebody in their face." Daddy said laughing. I smiled then looked over where a whole bunch of boys was fighting and I saw Josiah and Jaylen fighting two niggas side to side.

The police started spraying mace on people and he made a mistake and sprayed my mother and aunts Aubree and Ahjaya and all three of them just stood there like they didn't just get maced confusing me.

"How ?!" I asked daddy.

"They claim mace don't hurt." He shrugged laughing. Me and daddy walked to break up Jaylen fight because the boy looked unconscious but he kept hitting him.

"So you tryna go to jail tonight? I won't bail you out." Daddy said to Jaylen who stopped looking at him and smirked.

"Ma would of."

A whole bunch of police cars ran down and they started arresting people, I went to go get Mulan. She was the only one still fighting out of all of us.

"Mulan let go, you could make her go blind." Uncle Yayo yelled before grabbing her. The girl sat up and blood was pouring out her eyes, I think Mulan popped her eye vessel.

"Gotta blast." Remy said laughing.

"Y'all are the devil kids. Where's your mother?" Uncle JJ asked glaring at us.

"Their mothers is the reason they act like this, damn kids need a whooping." Uncle Mace said.

"And you're the reason Zy'lexia in special aid." Mulan said making me laugh.

"Ya you better get her, I won't have a problem pulling her muffin cap back blue." Mace said jumping at her.

"Knock her teeth straight." JJ added in laughing.

"What was said? Who touching my child?" Aunt Kai asked squaring up.

"Go head son." JJ laughed.

"Damn shame, I was never this wild. Allat that damn fighting is ridiculous, this generation is out of control." Ma said looking around.

"Why you always lying?" Mace sung.

"Hmm HUHMYGOD!" JJ yelled in her face.

"Yeah that's what your breath smell like." She said laughing and they started going back and forth.

My family is so stupid.
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Ooh this would off been up earlier but I just came back from Walmart "jail" LMAOOO 😩😂💀

I was in Walmart with my mother and we was in the checkout line so my mother was on the phone not really paying attention and she gave the cashier the wrong change so the girl goes. "I said 82.77 not 81.55, can you count?"

So me being the child I am I didn't like the way her tone was so I asked her can she fight and she gon say "what that got to do with anything?" I was like because now you gotta fight me.

I already had on a scarf and sweats so it was her lucky day, this bitch called her manager talking bout I was threatening her. So the fake ass security guard told me to come with him and I been sitting in there buggin on them since 8:50.

I'm not from Georgia so I have a New Jersey accent so when I get mad certain words it sound weird like when I say "talk" or "boy" or "playing". My mother was recording me the whole time while I was bugging on everybody in Walmart and I just watched it and started rolling. I never believed I had an accent until now.

Yeah so enough about my boring ass life.

Oh yeah quick question do y'all have any dream colleges y'all wanna go to?

My dream is to go to Alabama State University, Southern University or Louisiana State University.

All three of them just seem so fun and lit.

Excuse any mistakes😌