Heyooooo. I promise I'm not high.

I wanted this book to be a funny one amidst my

sErIoUs

and

rOmANtiC

books, so you could get a look into my life and personality.

It'll tell true stories about shit that's happened with my classmates (both in grade school and so far in uni), friends, and family.

I also have a question for you:

Why the fuck are you reading this?

Yes, you,

-Xxdarkdestr0yerxX-

Or something like that.

When you could be eating ice cream

Unless you're dairy intolerant.

Or swimming in the pool

Unless you can't swim.

But, nevertheless, you came to this book.

Thank you! I appreciate it.

But just know, that this book might be relatable and cringe on a PAINFUL level.

You have been warned.

-Melina