The comeback you give your teacher after she ask's you why you don't have your stuff/utensils.

CONVERSATION:

*during the first class* 

TEACHER: "Why don't you have your writing utensils?"

YOU: "You're lucky i'm wearing clothes and awake at this unreasonable hour!"

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I've never tried this so if you end up in detention for saying that, not my fault *smiles innocently*