School: Please get a full night of sleep

School: But don't forget to do 876354 hours of homework

School: And study for tests

School: Be a well rounded student by joining clubs

School: And participating in sports so you don't come home until 6 pm

School: Don't be late for school

School: But make sure you eat a full meal in the morning

School: Kids need a balanced diet

School: Here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"