New Beds

The park is blasting through space with everyone murmuring. "Quiet, everyone. Muscle Man, status report." Benson said. The dome comes out of warp speed. "I can't believe what just happened!" (Y/n) panicked. "Sureshot? Rawls? Do you think they're...?" Eileen asked. "Let's not think about that now. I'm...I'm sure they're fine." Benson said. "But what's the deal with those Anti-Pops and Anti-(Y/n) guys? Why are they out to get us?" Rigby asked.

"Not us, Pops and (Y/n)." Skips said. "I don't know why they'd be after us. Do they think we owe them money or something?" Pops asked. "I highly doubt that's the reason, Pops." (Y/n) said. "Hmm." Skips said. "What are we going to do?" Anna asked. "We got our coordinates. We should keep going on our mission. Full systems, check." Benson said. "Dome integrity at 100 percent." Muscle Man said. "No damage to engines." Olivia said. "Power systems and shields at full capacity." Fives said. "Whoa, seriously? We didn't get hit at all?" Benson asked. "Wait a sec, it looks like there is one place where we sustained damage." Anna said.

They're now back at the house, where they see that Skips' bed is now dust. "My bed. How did this happen?" Skips asked.

~flashback~

Sureshot shoots and misses, then the bullet goes ricocheting all over the space tree until it hits Skips' bed.

~Present~

"I guess we'll never know." Muscle Man said. "Bah, I need a new bed." Skips said. "You know, I need one too." Benson said. "I never had a bed at the park." Elieen said. "Really?" Olivia asked her. "My bed turned into a computer." (Y/n) said. "Oh yeah." Olivia said, then laughs a little. "Ugh! As if it wasn't enough for them to blow up the space tree and chase us halfway into the next sector, most of us don't have a place to sleep! Before we continue our mission, we're gonna get new beds. Eileen, plot a course to the closest bed store!" Benson said.

"Uh...I'm not 100% sure how to do that." She said. "Eileen, figure out how to plot a course to the closest bed store!" Benson shouted. The gang is now at a giant UMÄK store. "Whoa! This is the biggest UMÄK I've ever seen!" Mordecai said. "I can't wait to have some of their meatballs." Rigby said. "Alright, you guys guard the dome and we'll work on it." Benson said to Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost and Olivia. "Alright, Captain Benson, bro!" Muscle Man said. "Let's go." Olivia said. "Maggie? Maggie! Has anybody seen my girlfriend?" A random guy asked.

"Now stick together. We don't wanna get lost." Benson said, and suddenly a giant chicken appears. "Howdy, folks!" The gang screams. "Welcome to UMÄK's intergalactic flagship. Your stores for modern furniture that's not only inexpensive, it's durable, too!" The chicken said. Mordecai and Rigby laugh. "Wooden butt." They laugh again, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "And make sure you check out our cafe and have one of our famous meatball subs! Iiit's meat!" The chicken said. Eileen reads a sign with a photo of a meatball sandwich that says

"IIIIIT'S MEAT?" on the bottom. "What's the question mark for?" She asked. "Nevermind that, here's a map!" The chicken gives Eileen a map and she opens it. "There. Beds. Sector 1-15-Z. Is that far?" Benson asked. "Yes! Now you better get movin'!" Everyone walks away, then a female bounty hunter enters the store reading a catalog. Then, they enter some tubes which resembles the hyperloop. Mordecai and Rigby slide on a sofa that's a piano, then shows two people trying out a lamp. The gang goes through the tubes until they're in the bed section. "Rigby, there's no way I'm buying that bed!" (Y/n) said. Rigby is riding a matress on a roller coaster.

"Oh, come on! It's the thrill you've always wanted on a bed." Pops is looking at an iron bed. "Hmm... I'm not sure about this one. The iron bed scans Pops and makes a hole shaped like him, and Pops tries the bed. Skips is looking at a small bed called "Cot buddy." "This one's cheap, I'll take it." He said. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't just buy the first bed you see. You gotta sleep on it every night. This is one thing you don't skimp on." Benson said.

"You know what? You're right." Another slightly bigger bed is the same as the Cot Buddy, which is called "Super Cot Buddy." "I'll take the full." He said. Benson walks up to an employee. "Uh, excuse me, we're ready to check out." He said, and the employee sighs. "Then go to the check out." He said. "Wha-?" Benson asked. The employee gives a card to Benson. "You take the card with your bed's item number down at the warehouse. And that's where you get your beds." He said.

"Where's the warehouse?" Skips asked. "So, you know, all the way where you came back in?" The employee asked. "Yeah." Skips said. "Further than that." The gang groans. "Hey! You know what I could use right now? Some meatballs!" Rigby said. The gang is now at the UMÄK cafe. "It does feel good to rest a bit." Pops said. "We shouldn't be in the open this long. This was suppose to be a quick mission. What if somebody's after us?" (Y/n) asked anxiously.

"Oh, lighten up, (Y/n)." Rigby said. Mordecai and Rigby eat their sandwich. "Ooh, nice." Rigby said. "Really good." Mordecai said. Eileen is about to eat the sandwich but then a live meatball falls off and runs away, making Eileen lose her appetite, so she leaves the sandwich. "Ugh." She said. "And suddenly, I am full." Anna puts down her sandwich too. "It's only 2 space creds, what did you expect?" Skips asked. "Enough with the meatballs already. Let's get those beds." Benson said. The gang walk away, and then shows the female bounty hunter.

The bounty hunter sees the gang and eats her sandwich immediately. "Ma'am, you need to bust your tray." Another employee said. "Bust this." The bounty hunter shoots the employee with a gun that freezes the employee. "C'mon, I don't make the rules." The employee said. The bounty hunter chases the gang walking and then hides behind a shower curtain. (Y/n) turns around, and looks behind them suspiciously. "Sis, what's wrong?" Anna asked.

"I... nothing." The gang continue walking. The bounty hunter pokes their head out to see. "I think someone is following us." Pops said. "You sense it too?" (Y/n) asked. The gang see a curved chair. "Eh, it's just a really ugly chair." Elieen said. "Let's keep moving." Benson said. "Phew." The bounty hunter said in relief. "Hey, have you seen a girl named Maggie around here?" The random guy from earlier asked. "Shhh." The bounty hunter said. "You see, I went to the bathroom a couple of months ago and-" The bounty hunter shoots the random guy and he screams. The gang hear, causing them to gasp.

"Pops, (Y/n), you're coming with me!" The bounty hunter shouted. "What?" The duo asked. "Run!" Anna shouted. The gang start running and the bounty hunter chases them, trying to shoot them. Then, the gang steps onto the tunnel system but the bounty hunter steps in too. "Ugh!" The gang arrives at a section with a sign that says "OVERSIZED" where there is very big furniture.

Mordecai looks behind him, and shows that the bounty hunter is behind them. "Man, who buys this stuff?" He asked. "Who cares? Come on!" Benson said. The gang run into a dead end. "You can't run forever!" The bounty hunter laughs. "Ah! A dead end! What are we gonna do?" Benson asked. "Oh, man, the bounty I'm gonna collect after catching you guys is gonna be as big as this big furniture." The bounty hunter said. "Aah! We're trapped!" Elieen shouted.

The closet behind them opens doors and speaks with an Italian accent. "Get in." He said. "What?" Pops asked. "Who said that?" (Y/n) asked. "I said get in." The gang enters the closet. "Don't worry, you're safe now." The closet said. "Who are you? Show yourself!" Benson said. " I am the wardrobe you're hiding in." He turns on a light. "My name is Glömb." He said. "What's going on?" Anna asked. Glömb gasps. "I can't believe my drawers! It is you! The chosen ones. It is an honor." He said. "The chosen ones? But we're Pops and (Y/n)." Pops said.

Glömb chuckles. "Pops, what an unusual name." He said. "Yeah, whatever you say,"gloomb." Who are you, anyways?" Rigby asked. "I am one of the many operative stations throughout the galaxy to protect the chosen ones... er..." he clears his throat. "Pops and (Y/n)." He said. "The galaxy? They all know who we are?" (Y/n) asked, panicked. "I don't know why you're so surprised. "The resistance exists solely to aid you in your quest to defeat She Who Will Erase Us." Glömb said. "She? But there were two of them!" (Y/n) said. "Anti-Pops and Anti-(Y/n)." Mordecai said. "Anti? Oh, yes. Heh heh. I get it." Glömb said.

"How do we know we can trust you?" Anna demanded, glaring at the closet and crossing her arms. "And (Y/n) I get, but why do you think Pops is also a chosen one?" Elieen asked. "I recognized them from the sacred mark I bear-- the symbol of the resistance." He shines a light on drawings of two faces, one of Pops and one of (Y/n). "Tattoos of us? Oh, my. So permanent." Pops said. "And it hurt like heck, which will go the same for you if that bounty hunter catches you and delivers you to She Who Will Erase-" Skips lifts up a finger. "Anti-(Y/n)." He said

"Yes, exactly. It's imperative we get you out of here as soon as possible. Here. Behind me is a shortcut to the exit." He grunts as he tries to open the door. "Sorry, it gets stuck sometimes. I'm very cheaply made." (Y/n) opens the door and the gang walk in. "Go. Go quickly." Glömb said. Pops turns around. "I... I don't know what to say, but thank you very much." He said. "The honor was mine. Now fly. Fly, you fool." Glömb said. Skips skips ahead. "We're almost to the exit. Come on." He waves. "Wait. We're not leaving without those beds." Benson said. Mordecai pushes a button, and a bed in a box comes out. Rigby and skips grunt as they lift it up.

Mordecai pushes more buttons, and more beds in boxes come out, and Rigby and Skips continue to lift them up. "Okay, last one, then we're out of here." Mordecai said, and Skips and Rigby struggle to lift it. "Why'd you have to get a metal bed, Pops, hmm?" Skips asked. The duo mange to lift the bed onto the pile. "I heard it's good for your back." The gang gasp as the bounty hunter approaches and points his gun at them.

"You should've left when you had the chance." The bounty hunter said. "I know." Benson said. "Well, now you don't have to worry about it because even without those beds, I'll make sure you get a good night's sleep." The bounty hunter said, about to shoot them. "Upsy-daisy!" The chicken said as they suddenly appeared in front of the hunter. "Looks like we've been getting some complaints from our employees, what with you shooting 'em and all." He said, and the hunter shoots the chicken, freezing him.

"Run for it!" Mordecai shouted, and the gang began to run away. "Hey!" The hunter runs after them. "See what I mean?" The employee asked. "Quick. Into the clearance section!" Elieen shouted as she points. "Everybody, split up!" Benson shouted, and the gang all ran in separate directions. The hunter looks around, then sees Rigby's tail and follows him. Rigby gasps and turns around as he sees the hunter. "Just give me Pops and (Y/n) and this'll all be over." The hunter said. "Never!" Rigby shouted.

The hunter shoots, and Rigby quickly ducks, and the aim bounces off the mirror, bouncing back to the hunter and freezes her feet. "Uh-oh." Rigby runs away and the gang catch up with each other. The hunter smashes the ice on her feet and runs after them. Before they can exit, the hunter freezes the door. They turn around to see the hunter approaching. "Pops, (Y/n), can you use your powers to try and stop her?" Mordecai asked.

Pops grunts as he tries to activate them to no avail, and (Y/n) tries to activate her energy blasts, but they don't work either. "It's not working." Pops said. "Mine neither." (Y/n) said. "Never mind. Just keep running, you two." Skips said. "You might be the only ones who could defeat Anti-Pops and Anti-(Y/n)." Benson said. "We'll try to hold her off." Rigby said. "What?! No way! We're not leaving you!" (Y/n) shouted. "I'm not running. If all my friends are fighting, I'm fighting, too." Pops said.

Pops grabs the cart of boxes and rides it forward, then flips the hunter over and the gang watch in surprise. "Get ready!" Pops pushes the hunter towards them, and Mordecai throws a sandwich at his head. Skips uses the map sign to open the door to the machine from earlier, Benson pushes the hunter into it, and (Y/n) quickly locks the door. Anna picks up the gun. "(Y/n), watch out!" She shoots at the glass, and (Y/n) quickly jumps out of the way. The hunter puts her hands on the glass. "Let me out of here!" She shouted. Rigby pushes the button, and the machine begins to hit her on the head.

Time Skip

The gang is now all back in the dome. "So how was the store?" Anna asked. "We got chased by a bounty hunter and almost died. How was it here?" Mordecai asked. "Oh, wow. Me and Muscle Man were gonna eat burritos, and we thought there was only one, but turns out there was a second one hiding underneath, so it all worked out." Fives said. "That was a close call, guys. Glad we got out of there." Skips said. "Yeah, for now. How many more bounty hunters are on the lookout for Pops and (Y/n)?" Benson asked worriedly. "It doesn't matter. As long as we're working together and we got each other's backs, I think we'll be fine." Mordecai said. "Yeah, like how Muscle Man and I worked together to fix that thing with our burritos." Fives said, and Olivia snickers. "Yeah, just like that." She joked. "Great! Now, does anybody know how to assemble these beds?" Pops asked. "Uh..." everyone said.

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