YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT.

YES INFATUATED IS COMING TO LIFE

MY BOOK IS COMING TO BITE ME IN THE ASS

AM I LIVING THE DARK Y/N LIFE WTF I HAVE A STORY TIME FOR YALL

so i'm just chillin right, doing but not doin my homework or whateva

and i get this follow request from a guy i've seen around my school a couple times

but I've never actually talked to him, he's super into himself and hardly talked to anyone and never wanted to and kept to himself and I'd pass him in the halls sometimes but THAT WAS IT LIKE WE NEVER HAD REASON TO TALK

AND NOW THIS MAN DIVED INTO MY DMS PULLING AN INFATUATED!FINN

at first it was chill like "oh I'm *** how are you" blah blah blah and I like to think I'm a nice person so I was like "hiii yeah I've seen you around school I think"

oh but it got worse.

HE WENT AND PULLED THIS:

he really said "yeah i saw you running in the mornings..it was a better view than the river"

?? 😃WHAT.

And I was like: "uhhh haha what."

"that must've been a horrific sight to see me running"

AND HE GOES: "no, I enjoyed watching a cute girl run"

😃😃😃?????

and then I was like: "uhh I didn't even know we lived in the same neighborhood"

and he goes: "yeah, i could never find your house though"

WXCUSE ME WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO—

AND I WAS ABOUT READY TO THROW MY PHO E I HAD NO IDEA WE EVEN LIVED IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD

THANK THE LORD I MOVED

BUT I TRIED TO LET HIM DOWN EASY AND HE KEPT PUSHING LIKE- SIR STOP PLEASE THIS IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE

AND THEN HE GOES: "i planned this for the past 8 months, and 2 months of admiring you"

AND OFHER SHIT LIKE THAT LIKE IM SORRY I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE-

LIKE COOL IF YOU JUST WANNA TALJ AND STUFF BUT THIS MAN TALKING ABOUT "are you single" and "I want to spend time with you"

SWEETIE HONEY BBY IM IN A DIFFERENT STATE NOW-

LIKE THIS MAN KINDA WERIDING ME OUT LIKE HOW MANY OTHER TIMES HAS HE WATCHED ME

LIKE I NEVER EVEN TALKED TO HIM AT ALL IN SCHOOL, WE MADE EYE CONTACT LIKE ONCE OR TWICE IN THE HALLS AND HES TALKING ABOUT SUM:

HIM: "I loved seeing you in the halls my heart skipped a beat everytime"

like that's flattering and all but I'm telling you I'm not interesting especially across state—

ME (confused as hell) : "haha I only wore hoodies and jeans?"

HIM: "just the way I like it.."

BITCH- IM FUCKING DEAD

I DONT KNOW HIM. I REPEAT I NEVER EVEN TALKED TO HIM, WE NEVER TALKED ONCE, ONLY SEEN EACH OTHER A COUPLE TIMES

I TRIED TO LET BIM DOWN EASY CONSIDERING I. DONT. KNOW. HIM.

LIKE UHHHH?? INFATUATED FINN IS THAT YOU??

TIME TO LOCK UP MY CAT AND KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS

AND SHUT MY WINDOWS TIGHT AS HELL IN CASE HE COMES ACROSS STATE TO STALK ME TOO

anywaysssss that was an eventful night

so now I should just put 'based on a true story' in infatuated's bio 🙄

better keep my cat and best friend close

I NEED YOUR THOUGHTS BESTIES

but anyways at least i still have those baseball players and my crush on the catcher and that once flirty varsity player 🥰

-kay
@ 1:50 AM (cause he wouldn't stop texting)