You made out with yourself, like usual.

Until, the mirror broke in the bathroom.

"WHO THE FUCK BROKE MY MIRROR?!"

You. Were. Pissed.

You found a boy about 2 years older than you. (picture above and yes, its Obama xD)

"May I help you...?"
"Look, (Y/N), I have loved you ever since you were 3 and I love you and and i just want to fu-"
"Get out, dude. I hate bad grammar, and I already love myself so go before I murder you."

He scurried away fast.

"It's okay, myself. The fluffboy is gone!"
"Oh, myself! You are so brave! How could I ever repay you?!"
You went back into a make out session with yourself.