It's really weird how one topic can be so interesting, isn't it? So I caught Gavin and Michael making out and shit. Gavin was sitting on Michael's lap and going at it.

And for the fans, I decided to record it, cause I'm nice. But! Cause I didn't want to watch them eat each other's faces, I left my phone balanced on something and at one point it fell...

But I still got enough footage for people, so you may thank me later!

Or now.

In the video:

Gavin: M-Micool~

Michael: Yes Gav?~

Gavin: I-I love you, Michael.~ *moans*

Michael: Love ya too, Gav.

Gavin: *grinds down on Michael*

Michael: G-Gav.~ *moans and begins to bite and suck Gavin's neck*

Gavin: N-Not now.~ You'll leave marks.~

Michael: Oh well. People will know that you're mine if I mark you.~

Gavin: But... what if people from the office see?~

Michael: *gropes Gavin's ass* Then they'll know not to touch you.~

Gavin: *moans and squirms* Dammit Micool.~ *kisses you *

Michael: *chuckles and kisses back, shoving my tongue in your mouth and swirls our tongues together*

Gavin: *moans more and presses myself against you*

Michael: *slips a hand in your boxers and fingers you*

Gavin: M-Micool!~ *moans loudly and pushes back against your fingers*

Phone falls over

~5 minutes later~

*Couch creaking heard and repeated skin slapping *

Gavin: M-Micool!!!~~

Michael: That's right, Gavvy.~ Scream it!~ Who's your daddy?~

Gavin: Y-You, Micool!!~

Michael: Who?~ *slaps ass*

Gavin: YOU!!~

Michael: That's right!~ Now, be a good boy and come for me!~

Gavin: Micool!!~

*Intense yelling is heard and panting and moaning and inaudible mumbling*

Phone dies

Yeah.... I'm pretty sure I just shot a porno...

Whoops, looks like Pornhub is gonna have a new video now.

Y'know... I can use this as blackmail...

1 dollar menu cheeseburger, here I come!