I know this dude. He used to be my neighbor at my old house. I don't remember much 'cause I was just a young'n.

Well, years went by and now look where we are. He just graduated college and here I am with a couple more years left of school. Time goes by fast, doesn't it?

"Your past seems good and all, but I came here for one reason. So where's the rant, Chibi?"

Glad you asked that Reader-chan!

So K (we'll call him that) is friends with me and my sister on Facebook. Well he decides to talk to me one day and you know what he so casually happens to bring up?! That he likes.... ANIME FARTS. Yeup, you read that right. I was.... a bit, no! A. LOT. creeped out.

He's like in his twenties! He has a job. He has friends. All that and he spends his time watching ANIME FARTS?! How sick is the dude?! What type of fetish does this man have?!

Don't worry though, I blocked and unfriended him...... You wanna know what he did afterwards?.... He frickin' asked my MOTHER for my phone number! She's doesn't even ask me if it's alright with me and just gives it away!

Later I kept receiving text after text after text! It was hair-rippingly horrible! Always texting "hi", "how are you?", or "why don't you talk to me anymore?" to me. Luckily I blocked him.

A couple weeks/months later he stops texting me and moves on to messaging MY SISTER. Bro! Are you frickin' kidding me?! Stop being a creep!

Recently he messaged my sister that a "friend" was "doing a survey over if girls fart". Bro, grow up! Stop acting 3 and act your age already! She even told him to look it up himself! His response? I did. THEN WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU ASKING HER?!

On a totally unrelated note, he has even asked me for personal stuff! Including if I had a boyfriend, how my sister was doing, or what grade I was in! Just stop you creep!