So Couple Problems is a brand new Segment.

1- Couples who sit on the same side of the booth!!!!!!! No! No! No! A booth for two is so both people sit on opposite sides of each other, to make eye contact easier and seats more comfortable. Well, don't you break all the rules Couples Who Sit On The Same Side of the booth?! Like are you out of your mind?! Are you kidding me?! I am a perfectionist so I have these problems but THESE STUPID PEOPLE!

A couple did that when I was out with my friend. I internally screamed and yelled at the couple and left the area. When I CAME BACK 30 MINUTES LATER THY WERE STILL THERE!

WHHHHYYYYYYYY?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS YOU 😈ish COUPLES?!

(No hate this is an extreme rant.)

If there are other people on the other side of the booth, it's normal! But if the other side of the booth is empty I will die! (Not insane)

The couples bump elbows!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE MOST?!

When they complain. 🙄

I was on a trip (eating out 2x/day) but then I saw those couples. I was so sad. They sat on the same side of the booth! Like are you kidding me?! wtf?!

My family asked what's wrong and I shed a tear and said, "They are sitting on the same side of the booth."

My family doesn't understand! And neither do my friends! This is SAD. S-A-D. Those pathetic people! I am out of my mind right now! WHY?! They are LESS COMFORTABLE, LESS ROOM, and most importantly: not following any rules! I am just livid when I see this. I feel like screaming at the top of my lungs.

Thank you for listening to this rant. I know this is a little short and disorganized but I have a lot of music hw from camp and am in a rush.

Give me suggestions plz!