Story Time

Once upon a time, I was in this relationship... my one and only relationship. So, we dated for like.... 11 months. One day after school, after we got back from Christmas break, he gave me this Family Dollar lotion (😂😂😂 it was). He said he I was the one person he thought of when buying Christmas gift. So, I don't really use the lotion so I give it to Bayley (fake name), a person I know very well. So,  I told him that I give the lotion to someone else and he when crazy and broke up with me. Honestly, I didn't give a flying fuck about it.

But like two days later, I found out he was gay. 😂😂😂😂 I know what you thinking. HOW THE FUCK YOU DIDN'TKNOW HE WAS GAY? I was 7th grade and didn't know the difference between stright and gay at the time.

So, I saw him today and he asked me back out. And I was like, Sorry I don't do guys no more. Which was a total lie. 😂😂😂. I'm so mean

THE END

♡ DeAnna