Taylor better be glad I'm a good friend

Because she asked me to play football with her after school with the rest of the girl's football team.

And Taylor's literally the only person from my grade

So we were playing

And GUESS WHAT

SOMETHING HAD TO GO WRONG

AND IT DID

Guess what happened.

I GOT HIT IN THE FUCKING FOREHEAD AND LEFT EYE

AND TAYLOR THINKS IT DOESN'T HURT
THIS IS WHY I HATE HER SOMETIMES

SHE GETS ME INTO SITUATIONS I RATHER NOT BE IN

And let's go backwards to my maths lesson earlier that day

Okay so it's my math exam results came out today

80+ is A

60+ is B

Anything below is C or D

So you know what I got?

I GOT SEVENTY FUCKING FOUR

6 MARKS AWAY FROM AN A, AND IF I GOT AN A I COULD HAVE GOT THE ILLUSTRATED VERSION OF HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE

And today just happens to be Interhouse Games, it's a annual thing in my school

And I was in for Teeball, which was playdd at the field

And it was raining last night around 3am

So the field was soaked

And as I passed by the last post, I fell and skidded right into a puddle of water and mud, and I had to play basketball and the rest of the teeball match in muddy and soggy clothes

And I'm sick, AGAIN

And them there's this bitch who is worse than Astra or Maddie

So this bitch named Dana (yes her name is Dana) bullied my cousin earlier today

She legit pushed her to the ground during teeball and she wasn't supposed to and she gave my cousin ths bitch look

And I fucking snapped

I went over to the dam field and pushed Dana into a puddle and I shouted "No one touches my family bitchy ass hoe" and the whole field heard it

I had to be dragged away from her by the teachers

But it was kinda worth it

Dana insulted my aunt and she disturbs my grade and acts like we're her friends

Her expression was fricking golden

And she avoided my cousin

And she better avoid her