So

MORP is just basically PROM spelled backwards. Just wanted to put that out there. 

Okay

So

Lets begin:

I arrive at my school and I tell the lady who was checking tickets my name and her and the other lady who was sitting next to her both give each other knowing glances like they're plotting some shitty plan and they check me in. The other lady hands me a paper with six names and tells me that they were the nominations for the freshman "Lord and Lady" (our theme was the 20s btw) and I scan over the list and under the girls was:

Jasmine Salazar

Ilvana Trujio

Amiti Hayes

And I'm like

WTF WHAT WHY

HOW THE HELL AM I NOMINATED 

UNDERNEATH

THE TWO BIGGEST BITCHES IN OUR SCHOOL

And like, they spelled my name right and everything (people usually spell it as "Amity") 

So, I circle my name cause why not and all of my friends say that they voted for me too. 

Now, there weren't that many freshman there, only the people that I knew. And they all said that they voted for me cause they hated Jasmine and Ilvana cause who likes whores? So yada yada, time passes and they eventually gathered everyone in the cafeteria to announce the winners. Literally everyone was looking at me when they were talking about he nominees and stuff. 

First, they announced the "Lord" who was a good friend of mine and pretty popular. So we're all cheering and poking fun at him and they announce the "Lady" 

"The Lady is.......JASMINE!!" 

Silence. 

I kid you not. 

Just

Complete silence 

And there was this one kid who was like, "BRUH WHAT THE HELL?!" 

So Jasmine struts up next to my friend and clings onto him as she accepts her sash and tiara (it was a plastic one so jokes on her) 

So no one was really happy about it and Jasmine showed it off like the little snobby asshole she is when the dance continues on. 

Literally, ten minutes later, I find out from one of my friends that I was suppose to win. 

Yeah.

ME. 

I asked them how they knew and they told me to go ask the janitor. 

I'm pretty close with they guy and so I go over and he tells me that one of the Admin had handed the paper to him to throw away but he held onto it cause he wanted to show me the vote count:

Jasmine: 6

Ilvana: 2 (those assholes must've been just messing around when they picked her)

Amiti: 24

FUCKING 

24 VOTES

AND THEN 

I FIND OUT THAT MY FRIEND WHO GOT THE "LORD" THINGY WAS DATING JASMINE

THATS WHY SHE WON

CAUSE THEY WERE DATING

LIKE

WTF NKJFHBFUKWIUERIUFHEUVRURE

BITCH THAT DOLLAR STORE TIARA WAS MINE

AND YOU STOLE IT FROM ME

I'm gonna cut a bitch on Monday.

So, soon enough, everyone found out and they said that it wasn't right so I don't know if like, first period on Monday they're going to announce the actual winner or what. 

But I fucking deserved that damn plastic tiara and frayed sash.

That was mine

Fucking bitch.

But aside from that, I still had fun with my friends and it was a great dance!

Still though, someone's gonna die on Monday.