So my dad and I went to this nerd store (I'm calling it that cause it's literally comics and manga) and when we were checking out I saw a little bucket full of buttons. So I was curious and began looking through it.

AND THEN I FOUND THIS GLORIOUS BUTTON

If anyone gets it, tell me and I'll love you forever.

BUT IT WAS ONLY FIFTY CENTS 

SO I WAS SOLD

then I decided I wanted to put it on my backpack. Well, my backpack was in my closet and I was too lazy to drag it out so I just decided to put it on in there. I had tried to push the pointy end under the little hook on the back of the button but I couldn't find the pointy end and ended up stabbing myself.

I repeated this process a few more times. 

And I still didn't bother to put in the light 

So then I squatted down and finally figured out where the pointy end was and tried to push it under the hook for like the twentieth time aND I FREAKING STAB MYSELF AGAIN. HARD. 

It was so bad, it ended up drawing blood. 

This is the result of my stupidity. 

An accurate representation of how low my IQ is

To not reach up literally two feet to my left and switch in my light