Charlie: (Assistant Manager, Angela was not there) Alright, now, can you lift 50 pounds?

Me: Yeah, of course! It's just at 51 pounds that I reach my limit..

Charlie: //grin// You're hired.

Later:

Angela: Wait, you hired her?

Charlie: Yup! She seems like she will make a great employee!

Angela: She wrote "I am gud employi" on the entire front of application.

Charlie: Great employee!