2 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING

SHIFTING IN THE NEW BED YOUR SLEEPING IN

BECAUSE YOUR ROOM, THE BASEMENT, FLODDED

BECAUSE YOU ACCIDENTLY UNPLUGGED THE SUBPUMP WHILE MOVING ANOTHER BED

AND THE OTHER BED YOU USUALLY SLEEP ON, ON THE FLOOR, IS RUINED FROM WATER

FROM THE SNOW AND RAIN

AND YOU HAD YOUR FAVORITE CERAMIC SOUVENIRS CUP BY "YOUR BED"

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU THREW YOUR ARM OUT

WITH YOUR BLANKET OVER IT BATMAN/CAPE STYLE

AND YOU'RE ALMOST STILL ASLEEP

SO ALL YOU REGISTER IS YOUR VIOLENT MOVEMENT AND YOUR FORGOTTEN DREAM

UNTIL THE SOUND OF A CERTAIN FAVORITE CERAMIC SOUVENIR SHATTERING ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR BELOW "YOUR BED" SNAPS YOU OUT OF IT.

WELL,

I DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE NOT TO DO HOMEWORK NOW.

FUCKING HELL, MAN.

WTF.

THANKS, LIFE.

THANK YOU FOR FUCKING ME UP THE ASS WITH THIS BULLSHIT.