Me: (banana)

Me: (^Dezeray Banana)
Me: //trying to let the damn cat out// C'mon, Mama kitty. Move.

Mama Kitty: //chirps// Mew~

Me: //trying to close the door, drops shit on floor, exclaims roughly// Damn it, Kitty!

Dez: What- //stops, laughs//

Me: //laughs// I can't allergy right
//passes out with eyes puffed, nose running, hives on face and neck//

Dez: I didn't even know what happened