in 3rd grade, I was a huge fucking simp-

I had a crush on this dude, and I'd KISS HIM ON THE CHEEK RANDOMLY-

AND I ASKED HIM OUT, AND HE LIKED ME BACK-

BUT HE HAD TO ASK HIS MUM-

AND SHE SAID NO-

AND HE WAS MY FIRST CRUSH-

I think he's dating some girl now-

But hey-

At least I didn't date him-