5 AM (today)

"OH COME ON *name* GET IN THE FUCKING CAR I HAVE TO GET YOU TO SCHOOL AND SIGN YOU UP"

6:41 AM (aka now)

*car alarm going off* 

"*name* LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE."

"I'm sorry *name* HE'S 14! "

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ?"

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I get sent a full audio recording of this, and then to no surprise, a car alarm fucking goes off in my neighborhood because Tony cannot fucking drive a car without pressing the alarm button first-