from Crack Book

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KGIII: Whatever game you're playing it's not going to work. You can't defeat me.

Hamilton: Oh, I know. *points behind him* but he can.

Hercules Mulligan:

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Laurens: That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen...

Mulligan: So it would seem.

John Paul Jones:

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Laurens: That's got to be the best piolet I've ever seen...

Hamilton: So it would seem.

Mulligan: *drives of a cliff*