Me: hey, EMMA!!

Emma: what do you want...

Me: it's story time!

Emma: Yay! Story time!! *pulls up rug and sits on it*

Me: *sits down on rocking chair* once upon a time there were three girls, MarsGal, Night, and Emma, and they went to a party

Emma: wait... Not that again!! Why do you always do this to me??

Me: IM A DRAGON I DO WHAT I WANT.

Emma: but you're not a dragon...

Me: shush. Don't interrupt and let me finish mah sentence!! Anyway, MarsGal liked to mess with Emma, and Night usually followed. This is the story of how MarsGal tortured Emma.

*scene changes into party*

Emma: I'm not a character now, am I? Cause I really don't want to have to do this again.

Me: SHUSH! We're in author speak now.

Emma: what does that mean?

Me: only authors can communicate to each other in a book and the characters can't hear or see them.

Emma: okay...

Me: anyway, HOW TO TORTURE EMMA!!

A while later:

Wow, I made this in winter, and I'm probably not gonna finish it. WHATEVS JUST PUBLISH WHAT IVE GOT