How to ask advice...

Person 1: Can I have some advice?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: Okay.

How to be awesome...

Own sunglasses and always be prepared to put them on and say "deal with it". Keep a fan nearby so you can have your hair blowing back as you freeze epicly.

How to free yourself from your friend's grip...

SPIN AS MUCH AND AS FAST AS YOU CAN IT WORKS I DO IT ALL THE TIME

How to win at Ninja (the game)...

Be invisible.

How to be invisible...

Don't exist.

How to not exist...

Go back in time and kill some direct relative of yours. You'll blow up an cease to exist.

How to train your dragon...

Be hiccup. (Oh yes i just did type that -_-)

How to train your trickster...

I have no clue how I did it exactly. There was a dragon moment. (smirks at Sphinx)

How to destroy the world...

Hit every button!! The control board must be somewhere around here...

How to be mad at your sibling...

Throw something (soft plz) at them

How to become the ruler of the world...

Survive the apocalypse so that you are the only living thing left of Earth. You'll die very quickly this way.

How to be a fangirl-

1. Find a fandom.

2. Find out everything about that fandom.

3. Own all of the books/movies of that fandom and have at least one stuffed animal that you sleep with (maybe, maybe not) from that fandom.

4. (optional) Memorize practically the whole book/movie/series.

5. Become emotionally attached to the fandom.

6. Make sure you're a girl.