My mom was yelling at me to get a job

(Dunno why though I already have one -.-)

I have two rued turtles in a fish tank on my porch (this is true)

Wait for it.....

I dreamt there was this huge crocodile looking monster trying to eat my turtles (now that I realize it it looked more like a dodongo)

I poked it with a stick to get it away from my turtles (yes I'm a moron)

It got mad and started haunting me and trying to attack me.

I started to wander off my neighborhood and I came across a lot of monsters (different shapes and sizes)

And surprise surprise

That scaled dodongo looking monster was there.

And it turned into a human

And kidnapped me....

I befriended a girl monster my age and a boy monster my age.

Turns out dodongo monster was their leader.

And they all ate baby chickens...

I was devastated and tried leaving.

Mister leader dodongo monster dude appeared out of nowhere and hugged me.

We started falling for each other

I went to one of those mexican parties with my new friends

He shows us really mad and jealous

And then my grandma woke me up....

HOLD ON BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME!

Let me say.

That monster guy,

The leader.

That turns into a dodongo looking monster

Was hella fiiiiinnnneeeee

Like Bruh you gorgeous!

Like no joke I was like you sir! Get in my bed now!

So we can cuddle :3