Me:so...my nails grew and I scratched the shit out of myself.

Lil:*she was walking by and sees me*Heeeey!

Me:*waves at her*heeeyy

Lil:..WHAT?!

(This is Lil btw)

Me:ima just go and clean this up*slowly walks to the bathroom*

Lil:That is not going to wash off..!

Me:know what just forget it I get blood everywhere I don't care*sits on the couch while eating*