Me:*accident lock my door and watching YouTube on my tablet with earphones on*

My mom:*tries open the door and knocks on it*hey open the door!!(I don't know how spell in Spanish yet)

Me:*hears and opens the door I look at her*you need something mother?

My mom:you watching porn huh!!!

Me:umm...no I am not why you think I am watching that

My mom:let me see what you watching!!!

Me:*shows her my tablet *

My mom:oh okay if I find out you watching that I hit you!!

Me:oh okay but I am not afraid of your chanclas(I know how spell some Spanish words)

My mom:*hits my arm and start walking away while dancing*

Me:oh okay? And why she always think I am watching porn!