Things I Do/Say to Express My Displeasure:

'Scrag'

'Schnitzel'

'Hecarooni'

'RAR'

*angry cat noise*

'What the schlag'

*random bat noise*

Call the thing a 'nidjit'

'Joy'

'Oh fun'

Sigh dramatically

Insult the inanimate object that won't move

Glare

Wail

'NO MANCHES VERDAD' (random Spanish phrase taken from David Lopez vines)

*Draugr/Falmer noise*

And the classic:
'FFFFFFFFFF'

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