Me walking up to SmallSinger

Me: Hey you wanna put up some fireworks?

SmallSinger: NO!! I wanna dump TEA!!!

Me: Um okay.....tea-

Small Singer throws out some tea

Person cosplaying as England gets splashed

Me: SSSSSSHHHHH.....of potatoes....YOU JUST SPLASHED A COSPLAYER OF IGGY, AMERICA!!!

SmallSinger: Oh I did...?

Cosplayer: HEY YOU F****ING BA***** WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?!?

Me: Shiz.....you got em maaad....

SmallSinger: (O-O"); Shhhhhiiiizzzz!!! I'M SO S-

Cosplayer: FUDGING BA*****!!!!

SmallSinger: (0-0") s- sorry.....England.

Me: (0-o") holy crab Kara!! You made Iggy so mad!!

SmallSinger: Shiz- shiz- shiz- shiz- shiz..... (0~0")