You gotta love Zingbot

"Frankie that's a nice tan you have

But I'm surprised you get any sun at all

Considering

You spend so much time in your sister's shadow!

ZING!"

and then there's this:

"Sir, you haven't made any enemies this summer...

Except maybe

CHRISTINE'S HUSBAND

ZING!!!"

XDD

"...he has a special surprise for you when you get out of the house.

It's a restraining order!

ZINGGG!"

I'm sorry big brother is corrupting me o3o