After my friend revealed my crush to the world, we made up a song. A parody of "Girl Crush". And we sing it literally everyday.

I got a Purple Guy crush

I hate to admit it, but

I've got a heart rush

And it ain't slowing down!

I want the toast he makes

I want the leaves he rakes

I want his frosted flakes

For goodness sakes!

It's a purple thing,

You wouldn't

Understand

Cuz the Purple Guy

He's my man!

As you can tell we were being extremely dumb when we wrote that song.