Let's just start simple... 

Calling Videos Movies:

Okay teachers always calls Videos Movies. I SWEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Do I seriously need to pull up a definition to what are movies are?

Movies: a story or event recorded by a camera as a set of moving images and shown in a theater or on television; a motion picture.

Videos: the recording, reproducing, or broadcasting of moving visual images or  a recording of moving visual images made digitally or on videotape.

In my opinion they are two different things. Here's an Example and I'm sure at least one of your teachers has done this!

Teacher:  Okay class we are going to watch a quick little movie!

Class: Yay! (Deep in their mind they know it's going to be something educational or it's going to be a video)

Teacher: *Goes on Youtube and pulls up video and gets a 2 minute (Pointless) Video on fun way to do math that's actually not fun but the teacher thinks it's fun*

When the video is done. Then the teacher asks you the question: "What did you learn in this movie?" (Me: WRONG IT'S A VIDEO!) Well my answer is that you clearly don't know what Fun is and what a Movie is. And Let's be honest when you are supposed to take jot notes you are actually doodling on your page or in your own lala word or judging and smirking at how weird the video is. (Unless you're one of those goody two-shoes and always raise your hand and makes your classmates feel dumb. Also I do have a rant for this one!) and when you don't even have your hand up the teacher looks at you and notices that you have pictures of your crush and you with lovey dovey hearts all around your paper. 

You quickly now what to do. Do NOT make Eye contact with the teacher not even for a second. And in extreme cases you need to ask to go to the bathroom. And if your teacher still calls on you well then you're screwed. You quickly glance at the ground to avoid Eye contact with the teacher then... the world go slow mo as the teacher says...

"Well Y/N what did you learn from this Movie?" (gahhhhhhhhhhhh ITS A FUCKING VIDEO!) AND HERE'S  THE MOMENT WHERE YOU GO BLANK. IN YOUR MIND (even if you don't swear) YOU'RE LIKE O FUCK! So then you quickly search your mind from at least one word that you learned and you come out with this comment: "I learned math" Then I don't know what else to rant about on this part 

BUT when they do finally get a movie on it goes something like this. 

Teacher: We are going to watch a Movie! *Get's bill nye movie and hopes the students are interested* 

What the teacher does not know is that we are calling Bill nye the gay guy. (Nothing wrong with being gay and I'm not the ones who call Bill Nye gay.)

Next teacher rant: 

WHAT LANGUAGE DO THEY SPEAK IN? YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHEN I USE THIS EXAMPLE:

Teacher: So guys we are going to do a reflection (WHICH I HATE DOING REFLECTIONS!) 

And they give out this sheet and it's not even like a human wrote this: 

Tell us a way you demonstrate creativity to your other classmates

(This is an actual question my teacher gave me) What individual strength or abilities do you have that think you would make a meaningful leader of our (Insert club's name) (Okay this gets really good) (what can you, as a person, contribute)

WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST SAID THAT!? LIKE THAT TAKES UP LESS SPACE! LIKE WITH THAT 1 QUESTION YOU COULD'VE SAID: What can you do to help or contribute to this club? LIKE THAT IS EASIER! AND SAVES MORE TIME! AND THE FACT THAT YOU ACTUALLY DID A SIMPLE UNDERSTANDING TO THE QUESTION BLOWS MY MIND! WHEN I READ THAT I WAS LIKE WHAT? Then it had the little brackets and I'm like oh. I understand now. 

Seriously tell me who you know that talks like this besides your boss or your teacher. 

Teacher rant favorite kid:

Let's be honest. The teacher always have the favorite student who they will always say "Everyone stop and look at (Inserts favorite students name) and look how nice they work" 

And your looking at your long ass paragraphs when the student has 1 small ish paragraph. And you're just sitting there like wut. 

And don't get me started on Sub teachers. (Once a sub teacher actually said something along these lines to us: "I'm here for the 3,000 dollars so don't screw this up for me!"

Anyways In the comments you may rant about teachers right there XD But I love teachers and I want to thank them for educating us.