HEY! WANNA PLAY A GAME THAT IS BOTH RAGE INDUCING AND DEEPLY SATISFYING?! TRY SUPER MARIO CROSSOVER
You have no idea how satisfying it is to use metal blades on a stupid goomba(or a giant pair of scissors)
If you play, DONT play as Mario or Luigi! If you don't, you'll get a different thing than "Thank you Mario, but our Princess is in another castle!"
Like for example: I play the Bowser Castle levels as Fire Man so when I get to the part where it's usually Toad, it's a Mecha who says, "Thank you Fire Man, but Dr. Light is in another castle."
So it differs per character(that makes me laugh though, like seriously, what's going on in the final castle tho, I understand why Bowser would capture Peach but Light would probably just sit and angerly lecture Bowser until whoever the heck gets there XD Like, playing as Link, Zelda is a freaking sassy mofo! She'd just be like "YOU BETTER LET ME GO CAUSE NOT ONLY WILL LINK KICK YOUR SHELL IN, I WILL F*** YOU UP, YOU WILL DIE!") so yeah, play it, don't play as Mario or Luigi, have fun!

(It's on Explodingbunny's site)